Concerto Jokes

Following is our collection of violin puns and melody one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Concerto jokes for adults, dirty sonata jokes and clean violist dad gags for kids.

The Best Concerto Puns

A man walks into a music store

A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant "I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"

Yo-Yo Ma's so fat...

he tried to write a new concerto, but couldn't get through the first movement.

The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem

Concerto for organ in a minor.

An orchestra is tuning up for a challenging concerto; all but the first chair oboist.

She is not preparing for her performance. As the draw of the curtains approached, the conductor could no longer abide her inaction. He gritted, "why are you not preparing? Why haven't you habituated your instrument?" She retorted, "I don't believe in oboe warming."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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