Conception Jokes

43 conception jokes and hilarious conception puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conception that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of the funniest and most thought-provoking conception jokes that explore the notion of the immaculate conception from multiple religions and perspectives with a humorous, yet informative point of view. From pregnant women to religious figures, all are fair game in this exploration of conception jokes.

Best Short Conception Jokes

Short conception jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conception humour may include short inception jokes also.

  1. A teacher is explaining the concept of statistics with an example: "Statistically, every time I breathe out, someone dies." Student: "Have you tried antiseptic mouthwash, sir?"
  2. I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.
  3. My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
  4. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  5. So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?" I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
  6. (popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
  7. The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
  8. What do you call the winner of the beauty pageant for teenagers who've had an abortion? Little miss conception
  9. Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
  10. Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics. His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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Conception joke, Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about conception can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of conception puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Conception One Liners

Which conception one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conception? I can suggest the ones about imagination and idea.

  1. Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution.
  2. I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with.
  3. What do you call a martial artist who doesn't understand a concept? Kungfused.
  4. My girlfriend is like infinity. Off the charts, but only a concept.
  5. India is credited with creating the concept of 0. Thanks for nothing, India.
  6. I gave up the concept of time a long time ago wait
  7. Where was the concept of exaggeration invented? Everyone knows.
  8. The concept of a shredder is grate on paper.
  9. What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception.
  10. Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging.
  11. A Domme recently got pregnant by her sub... It was Emasculate Conception.
  12. What do you call the birth of a lie? Myth-conception
  13. "You know what happens when you assume?" "Your mom tells the story of your conception"
  14. Why did North Korea fail its driving test? He has no concept of rights
  15. My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution.

Immaculate Conception Jokes

Here is a list of funny immaculate conception jokes and even better immaculate conception puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In light of the pandemic - we will no longer use the term "immaculate conception"... It is being updated to "contactless delivery."
  • Why are there no altar girls? Too many Immaculate Conceptions.
  • Immaculate conception is spreading rapidly, with adult born yesterday!
  • If a v**... conceiving is called an immaculate conception... Is a v**... catching venereal disease called an immaculate infection???
Conception joke, If a v**... conceiving is called an immaculate conception...

Witty Conception Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about conception you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean contraception jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make conception prank.

One day, a lawyer finds a genie's lamp.

The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.
"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."
After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word *splork* were interchangeable with the word *wish*. Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word *wish* as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks."
The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

When life starts

A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a discussion. They are trying to determine the exact point when life starts. The Muslim argues that life starts at conception. The Priest disagrees and says that life starts at birth. The Rabbi turns to the two men and says, you are both wrong. When the dog dies and the kids move out, that is when life begins.

A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who's sign says life begins at conception

She goes up to the man and says that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school!

How do you get into Heaven?

When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School. One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" Tim answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now, the teacher was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, Tim answered, "NO!"
The Sunday School teacher was just bursting with pride for him.
Well, she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A very confident young Tim shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."


Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips
with the concept of sarcasm.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?"
and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use sarcasm himself in future.
"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said.
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
"Hey, great weather."

What happens when you put a c**... inside another c**...?


Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?

Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

Why can't you teach the concept of irony to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything..literally.

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.
"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."
"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

Yo mama and yo papa both so fat

...scientists refer to your conception as "the even Bigger Bang".

Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.

Conception joke, Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

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