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None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.
The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.
"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."
After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word *splork* were interchangeable with the word *wish*. Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word *wish* as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks."
The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."
I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips
with the concept of sarcasm.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?"
and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use sarcasm himself in future.
"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said.
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
"Hey, great weather."
When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School. One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" Tim answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now, the teacher was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, Tim answered, "NO!"
The Sunday School teacher was just bursting with pride for him.
Well, she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A very confident young Tim shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
"Benedict Cumberbatch."
I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
Tired concept, great execution.
We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.
...but its quite difficult to grasp.
"Not a huge fan."
It's an idea I could get onboard with.
... he said it was a *for n* concept.
It doesn't taste any different than regular money.
a guy from a family which had no concept of a mirror one day found a mirror he looked into it and saw a good looking friendly man looking back at him, he took the mirror home and talked to his reflection all day everyday for a couple days his wife and mother got alarmed and one day decided to check the mirror
"is this the ugly bitch my husband has been talking to" the wife said while looking at the mirror
"oh don't worry she is so old she'll die soon" the mother replied
Even the president gets it.
Kungfused.
He was attacked by The Garlics
I guess that's why they fired me.
Off the charts, but only a concept.
Thanks for nothing, India.
Donald Trump, 2012.
One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"
It goes right over my head
Even when it comes to Jesus -- the concept is better than the execution.
wait
The word "love" is thrown around so casually, no wonder it's a confusing concept. I mean, I love my girlfriend, my mother, and a good lasagna but I'd really only have sex with two of those.
[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]
Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending
Me: You put them on and you can't hear anything.
Him: Well then what's the point?
Until you try one and you lose him because he nuts and bolts
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
He calls it a work of art.
Apparently he hasn't heard the concept of "karma"
They were repelled by the concept.
They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil
Everyone knows.
Nothing, she was unaware of the concept.
I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.
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