Concept Jokes

Following is our collection of molecular puns and stereotypical one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Concept jokes for adults, dirty conceive jokes and clean scheme dad gags for kids.

The Best Concept Puns

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery.

None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

One day, a lawyer finds a genie's lamp.

The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.


"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."


After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word *splork* were interchangeable with the word *wish*. Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word *wish* as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks."


The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."

My joke about capital punishment got downvoted.

I guess it was great concept, poor execution.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team?

They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..


SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM

Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips
with the concept of sarcasm.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?"
and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".


Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use sarcasm himself in future.
"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said.
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
"Hey, great weather."

How do you get into Heaven?

When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School. One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"


"NO!" Tim answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"


Again, the answer was, "NO!"


By now, the teacher was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"


Again, Tim answered, "NO!"


The Sunday School teacher was just bursting with pride for him.


Well, she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"


A very confident young Tim shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

"Benedict Cumberbatch."

Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from?

I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?

Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.

(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.


Medical Marijuana isn't a new concept.

We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.

Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.

I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....

...but its quite difficult to grasp.

Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches?

"Not a huge fan."

I really like the concept of train tickets.

It's an idea I could get onboard with.

Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops...

... he said it was a *for n* concept.

I never understood the concept of lunch money

It doesn't taste any different than regular money.

family who saw mirror for the first time

a guy from a family which had no concept of a mirror one day found a mirror he looked into it and saw a good looking friendly man looking back at him, he took the mirror home and talked to his reflection all day everyday for a couple days his wife and mother got alarmed and one day decided to check the mirror

"is this the ugly bitch my husband has been talking to" the wife said while looking at the mirror

"oh don't worry she is so old she'll die soon" the mother replied


Everyone should be able to grasp the concept that COVID-19 spreads quickly.

Even the president gets it.

What do you call a martial artist who doesn't understand a concept?

Kungfused.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten

I guess that's why they fired me.

My girlfriend is like infinity.

Off the charts, but only a concept.

India is credited with creating the concept of 0.

Thanks for nothing, India.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...

Donald Trump, 2012.

An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...

One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"

I don't understand the concept of foreskin

It goes right over my head

Everybody knows Christmas is way better than Easter

Even when it comes to Jesus -- the concept is better than the execution.

I gave up the concept of time a long time ago

wait

Love is so confusing...

The word "love" is thrown around so casually, no wonder it's a confusing concept. I mean, I love my girlfriend, my mother, and a good lasagna but I'd really only have sex with two of those.

The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story

[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]

Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?

Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending

My dad couldn't quite grasp the concept of noise-cancelling headphones

Me: You put them on and you can't hear anything.

Him: Well then what's the point?

I entered 9 puns into a pun contest, thinking one would win, but since I didn't understand the concept of a pun, no pun in 9 did.

Male sexbots are an interesting concept in theory

Until you try one and you lose him because he nuts and bolts

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.

Now we just see it as groundbreaking.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

Did you hear the one about that kid who lied about having brain cancer for awards and upvotes?...

Apparently he hasn't heard the concept of "karma"

The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park.

They were repelled by the concept.

Jaguar just announced an XK-E Concept car they will show at the Frankfurt Auto Show this year.

They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil

Where was the concept of exaggeration invented?

Everyone knows.

What did the deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas?

Nothing, she was unaware of the concept.

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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