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Short concept jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The concept humour may include short idea jokes also.

  1. A teacher is explaining the concept of statistics with an example: "Statistically, every time I breathe out, someone dies." Student: "Have you tried antiseptic mouthwash, sir?"
  2. I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.
  3. My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
  4. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  5. So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?" I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
  6. (popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
  7. The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
  8. What do you call the winner of the beauty pageant for teenagers who've had an abortion? Little miss conception
  9. Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.
  10. Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics. His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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Concept One Liners

Which concept one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with concept? I can suggest the ones about theory and terms.

  1. Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution.
  2. I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with.
  3. What do you call a martial artist who doesn't understand a concept? Kungfused.
  4. My girlfriend is like infinity. Off the charts, but only a concept.
  5. India is credited with creating the concept of 0. Thanks for nothing, India.
  6. I gave up the concept of time a long time ago wait
  7. Where was the concept of exaggeration invented? Everyone knows.
  8. The concept of a shredder is grate on paper.
  9. What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception.
  10. Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging.
  11. A Domme recently got pregnant by her sub... It was Emasculate Conception.
  12. What do you call the birth of a lie? Myth-conception
  13. "You know what happens when you assume?" "Your mom tells the story of your conception"
  14. Why did North Korea fail its driving test? He has no concept of rights
  15. My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution.

Concept joke, My thoughts on the French Revolution

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about concept can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of concept puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Concept Jokes that Bring Friends Together

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Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM

Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips
with the concept of sarcasm.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?"
and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".
Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use sarcasm himself in future.
"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said.
"Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
"Hey, great weather."

Everybody knows Christmas is way better than Easter

Even when it comes to Jesus -- the concept is better than the execution.

I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works.

He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already.

An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...

One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"

I don't understand the concept of f**...

It goes right over my head

I never really got the concept of exact change...

It just never made cents.

My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony.

Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time.

A teacher was telling his students how striking magnets would make the magnets weaker.

Sam, who wasn't paying attention, asked the teacher to explain the concept again.
The teacher replied: 'No matter how attractive they are Sam, DON'T BANG THE MAGNETS'.

I entered 9 puns into a pun contest, thinking one would win, but since I didn't understand the concept of a pun, no pun in 9 did.

I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime "Aladdin".

The concept is a little wishy-washy.

How do you get into Heaven?

When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly to Sunday School. One day, his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked him, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" Tim answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now, the teacher was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, Tim answered, "NO!"
The Sunday School teacher was just bursting with pride for him.
Well, she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A very confident young Tim shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

God's first concept for a long-n**... quadriped was just a rough giraffe.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Funny or just plain dumb?

My new girlfriend told me that she is an icthyologist. I don't know if she studies ancient fish, or simply grows dyspeptic over the concept of organized religion.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...

Donald Trump, 2012.

Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?

Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

"Time is an arbitrary concept"

is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline

Plato walks into a bar.

And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'.
Then, with an amazed face, he says:
"This bar is ideal!"

Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops...

... he said it was a *for n* concept.

I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap....

...but its quite difficult to grasp.

What did the deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas?

Nothing, she was unaware of the concept.

Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten

I guess that's why they fired me.

My dad couldn't quite grasp the concept of noise-cancelling headphones

Me: You put them on and you can't hear anything.
Him: Well then what's the point?

Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches?

"Not a huge fan."

The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A long time ago the turks invented the c**... by using the gut of a sheep

Many years later the English have revolutionised this concept by removing the gut from the sheep before using it as a c**...

The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.

Now we just see it as groundbreaking.

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?

Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending

the Japanese have a business concept called "Kaizen".

It means continual improvement, but knowing how efficient most Japanese are, they've probably come up with something better by now.

jaguar just announced an XK-E Concept car they will show at the Frankfurt Auto Show this year.

They had been working on it for 10 years but they only recently figured out how to make it leak oil

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park.

They were repelled by the concept.

The Little Horse: An Inspirational Children's Story

[Parents, read this to your kids. I expect to see results. The last part is funnier with a long pause and not adding anything onto it, including context. I have no idea where I heard this one, but let me just say that while the concept is not mine, I did a whole lot of tweaking. Just a warning, it's super long, but it is meant to keep your interest as long as possible, so it's almost a legit story.]

I asked my dad for help with my physics homework exactly once.

I told him I didn't quite understand the concept of "W = fd"
He told me to get a job.

Curse of Oak Island

The show "Curse of Oak Island" takes j**... Seinfeld's concept of a show about nothing to a hole new level.

Love is so confusing...

The word "love" is thrown around so casually, no wonder it's a confusing concept. I mean, I love my girlfriend, my mother, and a good lasagna but I'd really only have s**... with two of those.

Medical m**... isn't a new concept.

We've been using smoke to cure things for centuries.

Male sexbots are an interesting concept in theory

Until you try one and you lose him because he nuts and bolts

I never understood the concept of lunch money

It doesn't taste any different than regular money.

Poor mathematicians

Biologists are very poor rather confused with the concept of maths. When a cell devides, it is same as cell multiplication and results in adding more cells.

Timezones are an impressive concept.

Like in Europe it's morning, in Australia it's evening and in the US it's 1942 and women are still repressed by old white men.

Why are Republicans obsessed with liberal tears?

Because they have no concept of moderation.

What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple?

A core concept.

There's a rumor that "h**...'s" is going to open a new division.

The new operation will sell basically the same food menu, and employ a similar staff and concept, but for home
delivery. They plan on calling the new operation "k**...".

Eugenics is a disgusting concept

We should round up anyone who advocates for it and sterilize them.

TIL the concept of linear time can't be owned

I really thought this was going to be my year

Why don't penguins get legally married?

Because they're animals and have no concept of marriage.

Did you hear the one about that kid who lied about having brain cancer for awards and upvotes?...

Apparently he hasn't heard the concept of "karma"

One day, a lawyer finds a genie's lamp.

The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.
"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."
After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word *splork* were interchangeable with the word *wish*. Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word *wish* as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks."
The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."

Everyone should be able to grasp the concept that COVID-19 spreads quickly.

Even the president gets it.

family who saw mirror for the first time

a guy from a family which had no concept of a mirror one day found a mirror he looked into it and saw a good looking friendly man looking back at him, he took the mirror home and talked to his reflection all day everyday for a couple days his wife and mother got alarmed and one day decided to check the mirror
"is this the ugly b**... my husband has been talking to" the wife said while looking at the mirror
"oh don't worry she is so old she'll die soon" the mother replied

I hear they're trying to make flying fridges

It's a cool concept but I don't think it's going to take off

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

Why do we have to learn this stuff?" The young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."

A professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.

A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

TIL about the Indian mathematician Brahmagupta who developed the concept of Zero in 628 AD

Thanks for nothing Brahmagupta.

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human for me to infect. it requires a soul to create music .
The devil leans back, now the music-industry, that's some of my finer work

Life saving

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have to learn this stuff? " the frustrated student blurted out. "To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives? "The professor stared at the student without saying a word. "Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school. "

Why can't you teach the concept of irony to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything..literally.

my son says he's a small group of words that stand together to convey a concept

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

Happy π day!

If you struggle to understand the concept of π, remember:
Where there is a wheel, there is a way.

Concept joke, Happy π day!

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