Concentration Jokes

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The Best Concentration Puns

If you open a camp to help kids with ADHD

Is it a concentration camp?

Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD

Its a concentration camp

Don't drink water while studying...

Why?

Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.

Note: My first attempt. Thanks.

Why don't Jewish girls study on their period?

Concentration Cramps

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.


Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

I started a camp for kids with ADHD.

It's a Concentration camp.

[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is

"I'll be 6 soon!"

"Nope"

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why aren't Jews easily distracted?

because they've been to concentration camp.

Hitlers suicide

One jewish man tells a joke to a woman, so he says:
"Why did hitler commit suicide?"
She said: "I don't know."
he replies:".... He saw the gas bill."
Then she said:"That's horrible! How could you say that!"
And he replies: "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be joking about the holocaust. My great grandfather died in concentration camp."
The girl replies: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
And he says: "Yeah, it's sad, he fell off the guard tower."


Two Jews die and wait outside the pearly gates.

While waiting they realise that they both survived the same concentration camp.

After some chatting, one says to the other: "remember that time when the guard pushed you onto the electric fence and you almost died?" A second of silence passes and suddenly they both start laughing hysterically.

Upon calming down the other Jew asks his new friend: "remember when that dog chased you for so long that you ended up exhausted and almost died of hunger?" Another second of silence passes and again, they both start laughing like crazy.

God, overhearing the conversation, approaches the old Jewish couple and asks them what's so funny about any of these events.

They both look up and say: "Oh you wouldn't understand, you just had to be there".

Never drink water while studying

It'll dilute your concentration

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.

Where should children with ADHD be sent?

A Concentration Camp!

Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD?

Concentration Camp

Where do German parents send their children with ADD for the Summer?

Concentration Camp

My grandpa died in a concentration camp.

Poor guy fell out of the guard tower.

Where do they make Adderall?

Concentration Camps


I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.

They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.

The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.

Where does a Jew with ADHD go?

a Concentration Camp.

(It flared it religion when its suppose to be a pun?)

At the doctors office

I went to the doctors office due to a strange abdominal pain. My doctor adviced me to stop masturbating. "Is it dangerous?" I asked. "No", said the doctor " but it disturbs my concentration".

Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD?

Concentration camps

I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...

... just send them to concentration camps.

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war.

Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...

Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans.

I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

WW2 joke. I read this conversation between two Counter-Strike players ingame...

(I came in mid-conversation and for me it started like this)

Player1: I cant believe your nick is Jewhunter, that's so offensive! My grandparents were in a concentration camp during the war.

Player2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Player1: My god that's awful...

Player2: Yea, he fell down from the guardtower.

Player1 has left the game

A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps"

Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower"

"Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps"

"Oh I'm sorry"

"Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"

Where do you send your kid to be cured of ADD?

A concentration camp

Why do Germans have such great focus?

I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.

I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities

apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

Where do they send the kids with ADHD?

To a concentration camp

Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer?

A concentration camp.

Where are ADHD children sent for therapy?

Concentration camps.

My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp....

I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp

I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He fell out of a guard tower.

Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?

Concentration camps

Where do people with ADHD go to die?

Concentration camps.

How did the jewish boy cure his ADD?

He was sent to a concentration camp

Beethoven

Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"

My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD...

It was called a Concentration Camp.

My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year

Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp

My son has ADHD and cannot concentrate on anything for more than a couple of seconds.

I'm thinking of sending him to a concentration camp.

What do you call a retreat for Jewish kids with ADHD?

Concentration Camp

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

Fat kids go to fat camp, where do kids with ADD go?

Concentration camp.

What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?

Jewmanji

I had ADD as a kid

So my parents enrolled me in a concentration camp

My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that...

now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.

How come Hitler's Germany had no people who suffered from ADHD?

Because he sent them all to concentration camps.

The year is 1945...

The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.

"How do you say civilians?"

"Acceptable casualties."

Girl, is your H+ concentration 1x10^14?

Because you're basic asf.

I can't laugh at jokes about concentration camps, since my grandpa died there too.

The dumbass fell from a watchtower.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Stop the concentration camp Jokes!

I find them incredibly offensive. My Grandpa died in one of those concentration camps!

Well, thinking about it...maybe he shouldn't have drank so much while standing on the watchtower...

Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?

It turned into a concentration camp

How does Hitler organize his juice?

By concentration

Buffalo Hunt

Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo in the Great Planes. One scout hops off of his horse and puts his face to the ground, closing his eyes in concentration.
"Buffalo come!", he exclaims as he lifts his head.
"Did you hear them?", asks the mounted scout.
"No," grunts the man, "face sticky."

What's the difference between a rehab center and a concentration camp?

One takes addicts out of people, the other takes people out of attics.

(Works best when said out loud)

Where did Hitler send his Oranges?

The concentration camps.

What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp?

AU SHWITZ

A woman visits a monastery

She asks the head monk a few questions about improving her concentration in her daily life, but the monk says the answer is too long. He offers to e-mail her later, which leads her to ask, "Are monks allowed to use e-mail?" to which the monk replies, "Sure, as long as they don't have any attachments."

If a person with ADHD went to a camp...

... would it be called a concentration camp?

Source: Girlfriend with ADHD

I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the watchtowers

Today someone at work made a holocaust joke...

Today someone at work made a holocaust joke which I over heard.

I walked over to him and said " you have any idea how offensive it is to tell a holocaust joke?! My grandfather died at a concentration camp over in German, so think before you speak"

He started to apologize and said he was deeply sorry and not to report him to HR.

I said "It is ok, he fell off the guard tower so I am not too offended.

Where do you sent diluted Juice?

To the concentration camp.

I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D.

I call it "Concentration Camp"

The die is cast

Hitler took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
Hitler smiled : "You get to roll the die again"

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