The Best 69 Concentration Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Concentration Jokes and Puns
Two Jews die and wait outside the pearly gates.
While waiting they realise that they both survived the same concentration camp.
After some chatting, one says to the other: "remember that time when the guard pushed you onto the electric fence and you almost died?" A second of silence passes and suddenly they both start laughing hysterically.
Upon calming down the other Jew asks his new friend: "remember when that dog chased you for so long that you ended up exhausted and almost died of hunger?" Another second of silence passes and again, they both start laughing like crazy.
God, overhearing the conversation, approaches the old Jewish couple and asks them what's so funny about any of these events.
They both look up and say: "Oh you wouldn't understand, you just had to be there".
WW2 joke. I read this conversation between two Counter-Strike players ingame...
(I came in mid-conversation and for me it started like this)
Player1: I cant believe your nick is Jewhunter, that's so offensive! My grandparents were in a concentration camp during the war.
Player2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
Player1: My god that's awful...
Player2: Yea, he fell down from the guardtower.
Player1 has left the game
What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp?
AU SHWITZ
How come Hitler's Germany had no people who suffered from ADHD?
Because he sent them all to concentration camps.
What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?
Ju-Haul
I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D.
I call it "Concentration Camp"
Beethoven
Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"
What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?
A concentration camp.
Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans.
I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.
They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million Jews
I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...
... just send them to concentration camps.
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I can't laugh at jokes about concentration camps, since my grandpa died there too.
The dumbass fell from a watchtower.
Where do they make Adderall?
Concentration Camps
Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD?
Concentration camps
I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war.
Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?
apple juice
I started a camp for kids with ADHD.
It's a Concentration camp.
Buffalo Hunt
Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo in the Great Planes. One scout hops off of his horse and puts his face to the ground, closing his eyes in concentration.
"Buffalo come!", he exclaims as he lifts his head.
"Did you hear them?", asks the mounted scout.
"No," grunts the man, "face sticky."
My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD...
It was called a Concentration Camp.
Never drink water while studying
It'll dilute your concentration
Where did Hitler send his Oranges?
The concentration camps.
I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities
apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
Why do Germans have such great focus?
I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.
Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD
Its a concentration camp
My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that...
now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.
Where do german parents send their ADD kids?
Concentration Camps
Why aren't Jews easily distracted?
because they've been to concentration camp.
I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell out of a guard tower.
I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the watchtowers
How does Hitler organize his juice?
By concentration
[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is
"I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope"
If a person with ADHD went to a camp...
... would it be called a concentration camp?
Source: Girlfriend with ADHD
Where do you sent diluted Juice?
To the concentration camp.
Where should children with ADHD be sent?
A Concentration Camp!
My grandpa died in a concentration camp.
Poor guy fell out of the guard tower.
Why don't Jewish girls study on their period?
Concentration Cramps
My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp....
I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp
Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer?
A concentration camp.
Girl, is your H+ concentration 1x10^14?
Because you're basic asf.
Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?
It turned into a concentration camp
Where do you send your kid to be cured of ADD?
A concentration camp
Fat kids go to fat camp, where do kids with ADD go?
Concentration camp.
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
How did the jewish boy cure his ADD?
He was sent to a concentration camp
Hitlers suicide
One jewish man tells a joke to a woman, so he says:
"Why did hitler commit suicide?"
She said: "I don't know."
he replies:".... He saw the gas bill."
Then she said:"That's horrible! How could you say that!"
And he replies: "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be joking about the holocaust. My great grandfather died in concentration camp."
The girl replies: "I'm so sorry to hear that."
And he says: "Yeah, it's sad, he fell off the guard tower."
Where do people with ADHD go to die?
Concentration camps.
My son has ADHD and cannot concentrate on anything for more than a couple of seconds.
I'm thinking of sending him to a concentration camp.
Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?
Concentration camps
I had ADD as a kid
So my parents enrolled me in a concentration camp
Where do German parents send their children with ADD for the Summer?
Concentration Camp
What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?
Jewmanji
My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year
Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp
What's the difference between a rehab center and a concentration camp?
One takes addicts out of people, the other takes people out of attics.
(Works best when said out loud)
Where do they send the kids with ADHD?
To a concentration camp
A woman visits a monastery
She asks the head monk a few questions about improving her concentration in her daily life, but the monk says the answer is too long. He offers to e-mail her later, which leads her to ask, "Are monks allowed to use e-mail?" to which the monk replies, "Sure, as long as they don't have any attachments."
I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.
They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.
The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.
I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.
It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
At the doctors office
I went to the doctors office due to a strange abdominal pain. My doctor adviced me to stop masturbating. "Is it dangerous?" I asked. "No", said the doctor " but it disturbs my concentration".
Don't drink water while studying...
Why?
Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.
I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps"
Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower"
"Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps"
"Oh I'm sorry"
"Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"
Where are ADHD children sent for therapy?
Concentration camps.
If you open a camp to help kids with ADHD
Is it a concentration camp?
Stop the concentration camp Jokes!
I find them incredibly offensive. My Grandpa died in one of those concentration camps!
Well, thinking about it...maybe he shouldn't have drank so much while standing on the watchtower...
Joke that has recently become popular in Russia in light of recent protests
- Dad, which concentration camp are we going to?
- Dunno, son, I'm not interested in politics.
"Honey, our son has very short attention span, we must do something about it!"
"Maybe we could send him to a concentration camp or something?"
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.
Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
A russian, a jew and a german are at a bar
they talk about their grandfathers war experiences. The russian says: "war for my grandpa was so bad, he was shot on the eastern front fighting germans". Hearing this the jew says: "you think that is bad? my grandfather got killed in a concentration camp...". Seeing that the situation makes him stand in a bad shadow, the german says: "guys, calm down, my grandfather died in war at a german concentration camp too." Surprised both the russian and the jew ask in unison "how?".
The german replies: "poor man fell down from the guard tower".
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