The Best 49 Concentrate Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Concentrate Jokes and Puns

I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.

I couldn't concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; didn't have the patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn't see any future as a historian.

I used to work at an orange juice factory but was fired because I couldn't concentrate.

So I tried my hand at being a lumberjack. I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Then i gave being a barber a go. But I didn't cut it.
I was then hired as a tailor and found I wasn't suited for the job.

What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training?

Concentrate on golf—fuck everything else.

Concentrate joke, What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training?

Does anyone know where concentrate is?

I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now..

Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films

Because you know what they say about old habits...


Why did the Germans have a vitamin C deficiency during World War II?

All the juice was put in concentrate camps

My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

Concentrate joke, My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on...

because you know what they say about old habits...

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

why did the orange fail school?

It couldn't concentrate.

German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD.

Its ad campaign will carry the slogan "It helps Jew concentrate"

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana?

I couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

My gf is one of those people who ruin films by asking silly questions when you're trying to concentrate...

Last night we were watching *Schindler's List* when she leant over and whispered in my ear "why are you fapping?"

How does Hitler separate his juice?

By concentrate.

Concentrate joke, How does Hitler separate his juice?

Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours?

A: because it said "concentrate"

I lost my job at the orange juice factory

They said I couldn't concentrate

I Just got fired from the orange juice factory.

They said I could not concentrate


I spent an hour staring at the OJ container yesterday.

It said "concentrate."

Why are Jews so good in school?

They were taught how to concentrate well.

[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust?

Orange Jews from concentrate

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Three guys are praying in front of the altar...

First guy: "God Please give me 5,000 $. Please just 5,000$"

Second guy: "God Please give me 10,000 $. Please just 10,000$"

Third guy: He goes to the first guy and gives him 5,000 $, then to the second guy and gives him 10,000 $. Then he looks at Jesus and tells him "God now concentrate on me. I want 1,000,000 $".

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

I lost my job at the Tropicana factory...

I just couldn't concentrate.

Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.

Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory.

I got canned...I just couldn't concentrate.

You think ADHD is a big problem now?

80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.

I got fired from the juice factory today

I just couldn't concentrate

Did you hear about the new Swastika Fidget spinners?

They really help you concentrate!

I had to quit my job at the Orange Juice factory, it was too distracting there.

I just couldn't concentrate.

Blonde girl was staring at a bottle of juice...

Because the label said "concentrate."

What did the teacher tell the orange to do in class?

Concentrate

I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory......

I just couldn't concentrate.

Why does a blonde stare on a bottle of orange juice for a long time?

Because on the bottle it says "concentrate."

My son has ADHD and cannot concentrate on anything for more than a couple of seconds.

I'm thinking of sending him to a concentration camp.

"You want to know the most disrespected man in the world?"

"Jesus Christ Dave I'm trying to concentrate!"

"You know it."

What's a jew's least favorite kind of juice

Juice made from concentrate

I used to work at an orange juice factory...

But I couldn't CONCENTRATE so I got CANNED

Why was the the blonde staring at the orange juice container ?

It said Concentrate

I bumped into an old school friend the other day.

He seemed to be doing very well for himself, fancy clothes, new car. You could tell he was now very successful and wealthy.
I asked him how he had been doing and he said great, I've got loads of money, fancy cars and a big house.
I asked him how he came to be so rich and he replied I've been using animal carcasses and boiling them down to a concentrate and selling that for a profit. I've made a killing on the stocks market.

My first job was working at an orange factory

But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing

"nice... what's the highest you've been?"

I tried to kiss a goldfish.

Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.

Then she says "Letting you play with my anus was a mistake."

I called my dad from the shop saying I'd forgotten what orange juice he asked for.

Concentrate he said, but I still couldn't remember!

Why was the blond starring so hard at the orange juice?

It said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

It said "Concentrate"

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