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My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.


They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

A lesbian couple asked me to help them conceive a baby

So I told them, "Well, imagine an adult, but smaller, mostly hairless, and it s**... itself a lot."

"Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"

"Because we conceived her in Paris."
"ahh, thanks Dad! "
"You're welcome, Backseat."

My teenage son asked me, "Dad, when should I use a c**...?"

I replied, "Every conceivable occasion."

3 mothers-to-be in antenatal class...

The first one says; "I think I'm having a boy because my husband was on top when we conceived" The woman next to her replies "I think I'm having a daughter because I was on top" The woman at the end starts panicking and says "I think I'm having a puppy"

10% of european babies are conceived on an IKEA bed.

So, be sure to follow the instructions.
Put Peg A into Slot B, and then screw until the nuts tighten.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a maternity ward, waiting to give birth.

The brunette says, "I think I'm having a boy because when we conceived, my husband was on top".
The redhead smiles and says, "in that case, I'm having a girl. I'm always on top!"
At this, the blonde starts crying hysterically. The other two calm her down and ask her what's wrong.
"I'm having puppies!" she sobs

My wife conceived on the staircase

I guess I have a step child now

Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

He was conceived anally

Conceive joke, Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

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Conceive joke, Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

Conceive joke, Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

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