Conceive Jokes

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The Best Conceive Puns

My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.


They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!

For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

The lesbians next door

My lesbian neighbors wanted me to help them conceive a child and agreed to do it the old fashioned way because they are very easy going. We've been trying for three months and I haven't had the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year...

I showed my sterile friend a photo of my son.

He just couldn't conceive of such a thing.

Conceived on a washing machine

A man walks into the doctors office and he's shaking vigorously. He asks the doctor:

"Doctor, I was conceived on a washing machine, could that have anything to do with my shaking?"

The doctor looks at him an says:

"No way, I was conceived on a record player and as you can see there is nothing wrong with, wrong with me, wrong with..."

The angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High."

Mary : I have a boyfriend


My wife never has sex with me anymore

She's always wanted kids so I suggested we start trying to conceive.

So far the sex has been great, but she's going to be livid when she realises I've had a vasectomy.

Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

How did Mrs. Goldberg' parents conceive?

They made Whoopi!

You were probably conceived at home...

they say most accidents happen around the household.

Peter Molyneux and Sean Murray announced that they will conceive a child together.

Turns out they just adopted one instead.

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