Conceited Jokes
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two conceited people having s**......
...girl says "tight, huh?" guy replys "nah, just full"
What do you call a conceited cannibal?
Full of himself
Did you hear about the conceited, cannibalistic lion?
He swallowed his pride.
A judge called me egotistical and conceited
I think I'm appealing
I used to be conceited,
... but now I'm perfect.
As I was telling my grandfather goodnight over the phone, he proceeded to tell me "the height of conceit."
Which in his own words:
"You know the height of conceit son? A flea floating on his back down a river, sporting a hard-on, yelling 'OPEN THE DRAWBRIDGE' "
That man.
A conceited man
And a conceited woman were having s**.... The conceited woman said "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man said," Nope, just full,"
I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited...
...now I feel empty inside.
Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?
Because he was always putting on Airs.
Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited.
I mean, they're so full of themselves.
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