Conceited Jokes

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The Best Conceited Puns

two conceited people having sex...

...girl says "tight, huh?" guy replys "nah, just full"

What do you call a conceited cannibal?

Full of himself

I used to be conceited,

... but now I'm perfect.

A conceited man

And a conceited woman were having sex. The conceited woman said "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man said," Nope, just full,"

I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited...

...now I feel empty inside.


Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited.

I mean, they're so full of themselves.

Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?

Because he was always putting on Airs.

Someone called me conceited and I don't know what that means...

I think it's probably a compliment for how good I look.

Baby horse

If a baby horse is really conceited, would you say they're foal of themselves?

My friend called me conceited the other day.

That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any.

Two conceited people are having sex.

The woman looks her lover in the eyes. "Nice and tight, isn't it?" She purred.

"No baby," he replied. "You're just filled."


If conceited people were cars, what engine would they run on?

A Ford EgoBoost engine.

My umbrella broke and wouldn't close, it started acting all egotistical and conceited.

You might even say it was...stuck up!

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