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Conceit Jokes

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two conceited people having s**......

...girl says "tight, huh?" guy replys "nah, just full"

I used to be conceited,

... but now I'm perfect.

As I was telling my grandfather goodnight over the phone, he proceeded to tell me "the height of conceit."

Which in his own words:
"You know the height of conceit son? A flea floating on his back down a river, sporting a hard-on, yelling 'OPEN THE DRAWBRIDGE' "
That man.

A conceited man

And a conceited woman were having s**.... The conceited woman said "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man said," Nope, just full,"

Two conceited people are having s**....

The woman looks her lover in the eyes. "Nice and tight, isn't it?" She purred.
"No baby," he replied. "You're just filled."

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