Concede Jokes

Following is our collection of refuse puns and candidates one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Concede jokes for adults, dirty race jokes and clean forgo dad gags for kids.

The Best Concede Puns

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

A couple got into an argument...

A couple got into an argument while on a drive through the countryside. It got quite heated and neither of the two wanted to concede, so they sat in silence for several kilometers.

As they passed a farm full of pigs bathing in mud, the wife spoke up and said:

"Relatives of yours?"

The man replied:

"In-laws."

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Election

It's almost as if he doesn't understand that no means no!

Arguing couple

A married couple drove down a country road for several miles, sitting in silence. An earlier discussion led to an argument in which neither would concede their position.

As they passed by a barnyard full of mules, pigs, and goats, the husband sarcastically asks: "Relatives of yours?"

'Yup,' the wife promptly replies. 'In-laws'

When men and women argue who's the most stubborn...

Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore.


Carl Lewis goes to a golf club

The doorman stops him and says, sorry mate, no blacks.

Carl says, "What?"

The doorman has to concede, "Yeah sorry mate, it's a bit unconventional nowadays but this is an all white golf club. But there is another Golf Club about 10 minutes down the road..."Carl: "But I'm Carl Lewis" Doorman: "Alright, 5 minutes down the road then"

‪Due to the fact that I've been single for a long time, I've decided to concede to the advice of many..

‬ I'm excited to announce that I have officially married Christmas..‬

I wish Stacey Abrams would concede and just give up...

Like she did on her weight loss program.

Joke told by my pastor

There was a couple riding in a car together, arguing. Neither wanted to concede the argument, so they didn't stop. Eventually, they both got tired out, and settled into an angry silence.

A few miles down the road, they passed a barn full of the most disgusting pigs and cows imaginable. The angry wife sniped at her husband, "Are those part of your family?"

The husband responded, "Yes, they're my in-laws."

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