Conceal Jokes
28 conceal jokes and hilarious conceal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conceal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short conceal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conceal humour may include short hiding jokes also.
- Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend. - Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too.
- Statistics are like bikinis.... What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
- Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak.
- I started carrying a concealed revolver after an attempted robbery a while back. Since then my robberies have been a lot more successful.
- Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential.
- What's the similarity between the police and a bikini? What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
- Med school interviewer: So concealer, what are your extracurricular activities Concealer: I shadow
- Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons. - Staggering how people conceal themselves! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I have been his customer for 6 years and I have no idea that he was a barber!
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Conceal One Liners
Which conceal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conceal? I can suggest the ones about hides and disguise.
- What does a frog use to conceal itself? A croaking device.
- Why was the flower so dangerous? It had a concealed pistil.
- Bruce Lee Charged With Carrying A Concealed Weapon. He had his hands in his pockets.
- What do people use to conceal themselves in the desert? Camelflage
- How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you.
- Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity? Disguise!
- How do you conceal a cheese loving horse? Mask a Pony
- Some people need therapy. ... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence
- Which element on the periodic table is best at concealing itself? Hydrogen.
- When Bruce Jenner was born... They had a Gender Conceal Party.
- What do you call a girl that always conceals herself? Heidi :)
- What kind of animal is best at concealing their identity? An anonymouse.
- I always have to wear sleeveless shirts. Concealed carry isn't legal for *these guns!*
- Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab.
- What do you call a n**...'s concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!
Amusing Conceal Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about conceal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hide behind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conceal pranks.
So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday
So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber p**... for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, s**... down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.
There's a single line of footprints in the desert
There's a single line of footprints in the desert. A man asks Jesus why there is only one set of footprints. Jesus replies "because sand people walk in single file to conceal their numbers"
Police arrested a bank robber
To conceal evidence of his crime, the robber had swallowed over ten thousand dollars in unmarked bills.
Doctors are monitoring him closely but right now no change is expected.
In j**... training
A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.
In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.
After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for j**....
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.
"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."
Why is a miniskirt like a political campaign?
What they reveal is interesting, but what they conceal is vital - and they both usually have a c**t in their center.
