Conceal Jokes

Following is our collection of secret puns and identity one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conceal jokes for adults, dirty sincerity jokes and clean hide dad gags for kids.

The Best Conceal Puns

Statistics are like bikinis.

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.

So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday

So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.

There's a single line of footprints in the desert

There's a single line of footprints in the desert. A man asks Jesus why there is only one set of footprints. Jesus replies "because sand people walk in single file to conceal their numbers"

What do people use to conceal themselves in the desert?

Camelflage

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.


In jihad training

A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.

In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.

After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for jihad.
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.

"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."

How do you conceal a cheese loving horse?

Mask a Pony

Some people need therapy.

... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence

Why is a miniskirt like a political campaign?

What they reveal is interesting, but what they conceal is vital - and they both usually have a c**t in their center.

Staggering how people conceal themselves!

My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I have been his customer for 6 years and I have no idea that he was a barber!

When Bruce Jenner was born...

They had a Gender Conceal Party.


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