The Best 13 Conceal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conceal jokes. There are some conceal identity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conceal hide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conceal Jokes and Puns

Statistics are like bikinis.

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.

So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday

So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me. Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader. I still don't think I looked that bad.

Statistics are like bikinis....

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Conceal joke, Statistics are like bikinis....

There's a single line of footprints in the desert

There's a single line of footprints in the desert. A man asks Jesus why there is only one set of footprints. Jesus replies "because sand people walk in single file to conceal their numbers"

What do people use to conceal themselves in the desert?


What's the similarity between the police and a bikini?

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Conceal joke, How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

How do you conceal a cheese loving horse?

Mask a Pony

In jihad training

A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.

In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.

After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for jihad.
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.

"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."

Some people need therapy.

... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence

Why is a miniskirt like a political campaign?

What they reveal is interesting, but what they conceal is vital - and they both usually have a c**t in their center.

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Staggering how people conceal themselves!

My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I have been his customer for 6 years and I have no idea that he was a barber!

When Bruce Jenner was born...

They had a Gender Conceal Party.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conceal conduct jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conceal designer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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