Conartist Jokes

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The Best Conartist Puns

What is the difference between priest and con-artist?

Priest are so good they fooled themselves.

If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life....

Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?

A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar...

The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'

Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist?

Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along.

If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist...

Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man.


A man walks into a bar with a politician, a liar, and a con-artist.

Approaching the hostess, the man then announced "Table for two!"

What do you call a Swedish con-artist?

a Scamdinavian.

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