Conan Jokes

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The Best Conan Puns

A Michael Sam joke

After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

TIL Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a series of short stories about crimes committed by landscapers

He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.

When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice...

The first thing he said was:

"Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."

When it comes to talk show hosts I don't usually go for Conan...

I find his humor and style a bit too Barbarian for my personal taste


What is the difference between Conan O'brien and Frankenstein?

answer: the ginger hair and the freckles.

What do you call a British singer with a penchant for mysteries?

Sue Arthur Conan Boyle.

I hope oil stays at under $50 a barrel, because Valentine's Day is coming up - Conan O'brien

Verbal skills study

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien

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