The Best 9 Comrades Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comrades jokes. There are some comrades merkel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comrades ussr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comrades Jokes and Puns

My Favorite Stalin Joke

Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" Silence. "First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?" No answer. "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" They are shot too. "Well, who sneezed?" At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall, "It was me! Me!" Stalin says,

"Bless you, Comrade!"

What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales?

English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon..

Instead of "guys", use "comrades" in your talks at conferences.

It's a good way to get the audience. And maybe automatic recording.

Comrades joke, Instead of "guys", use "comrades" in your talks at conferences.

Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa

An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.

I told my comrades that the commissar is an idiot. I got 31 years gulag...

1 year for insulting a political officer,

30 years for revealing a state secret


A joke for my fellow comrades

An employee sees his boss getting off his Lamborghini at work. "Very nice car you have there.", says the employee. On that the boss replies: "A very nice one indeed and if you work very hard, always do your very best, make a lot of effort, and always work extra hours I will be able to afford another one."

Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.

^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.

**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*

*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*

Comrades joke, Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.

Will was killed during his first battle with the US army

His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: "Fire at Will!"

The Red Baron was known for his tactic of drawing fire by flying low in a bright red plane

His comrades just thought he was a crazy mother Focker

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comrades russian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comrades soldier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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