The Best 10 Comrad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comrad jokes. There are some comrad work jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comrad motherland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comrad Jokes and Puns

You see comrade, there is no I in team

But there is a U in gulag.

A jihadist was preparing himself for his mission, when suddenly he's facing the image of his dearly departed comrad

"Ahmad! How is paradise?"

"Abdul, don't go through with the mission, it is not the paradise we were promised!"

"How is that possible? How could that be? Did you get the 72 virgins?"

"Yes, and that's the problem, Abdul... think about what kind of women dies a virgin."

Comrade Stalin announced that the Soviet Union would be transitioning back to a Monarchy

But he was just being Tsar-castic

"Comrade Stalin! A fortune-teller has come to visit you!"

"Execute him. If he were a real fortune-teller, he wouldn't have come."

Why was the comrade in a hurry?

Because he was Russian

Comrade Putin, is it true that you collect political jokes?

Putin: "Yes"

Me: And how many have you collected so far?

Three and a half prisons

Why was one comrade an hour early to the meeting?

He was Russian.

Why was one comrade an hour late?

He was Stalin.

comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland?

Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.

What do you call a cool communist?


Comrade Stalin a woman has come, says she can see the future.

Shoot her, if she could she wouldn't come.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comrad speech jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comrad constitution piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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