Comrad Jokes

Following is our collection of call puns and work one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comrad jokes for adults, dirty russian jokes and clean motherland dad gags for kids.

The Best Comrad Puns

You see comrade, there is no I in team

But there is a U in gulag.

Comrade Stalin announced that the Soviet Union would be transitioning back to a Monarchy

But he was just being Tsar-castic

Why was the comrade in a hurry?

Because he was Russian

Why was one comrade an hour early to the meeting?

He was Russian.


Why was one comrade an hour late?

He was Stalin.

comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland?

Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.


What do you call a cool communist?

Comrad.

Comrade Stalin a woman has come, says she can see the future.

Shoot her, if she could she wouldn't come.

There is an abundance of speech jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and comrad puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any constitution witze you can hear about comrad.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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