The Best 7 Computin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Computin jokes. There are some computin compute jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these computin supercomputer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Computin Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming?


What are Russian computers best for?


Computing Pirates

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?


How is Russia's largest computer called?


What do you call cyborg Vladimir Putin?


Went to a computing convention the other day and started to talking to this one woman

I asked her for her number ,she said yes and gave me this

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the computin putins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working computin vladimir piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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