Computin Jokes

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The Best Computin Puns

What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming?

Computin.

What are Russian computers best for?

ComPutin.

Computing Pirates

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

How is Russia's largest computer called?

Com-Putin.


What do you call cyborg Vladimir Putin?

ComPutin.

Went to a computing convention the other day and started to talking to this one woman

I asked her for her number ,she said yes and gave me this

168.228.184.112

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