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They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed...
They didn't install the driver.
What does a computerized frog say?
Reboot, reboot, reboot,...
Apple just announced their first computerized car, but there is a setback ...
They're having trouble installing Windows.
When a computer gets a virus, it crashes. When a computerized car gets a virus
It *crashes*
Stallman, Torvalds and Knuth have a conversation.
Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
engage in a discussion on whose impact
on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
What do you call a computerized rock band?
ASCII/DSCII
My toilet is now computerized and part of the Internet of Things
Giving new meaning to the word downloading for me.
This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York.
The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but, they notice that there are no attendants or pilots.
The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are airborne the intercom says:
Welcome to flight 1313 non stop to New York as you can see there are no attendants and or pilots this aircraft is totally computerized so sit back and enjoy the flight because there is nothing that can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong ...
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