Computer Tech Jokes
17 computer tech jokes and hilarious computer tech puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer tech that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Computer Tech Short Jokes
Short computer tech jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer tech humour may include short computer engineering jokes also.
- I had to call tech support for my computer the other day. Tech Support: It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.
Me: So? - I never wanted to believe the rumors about my company's tech department being abusive until I had to have them come fix an issue with my office computer. And then IT hit me.
- How many Indians does it take to fix a computer? Two.
One to call tech support.
One to answer. - A joke for those who are not exactly tech savvy. Your computer and/or phone is now infected with a dangerous virus. Comment your personal info to receive instructions on how to remove.
- If my last name were Plate, I'd open a computer repair shop... and call it Plate Tech Tonics.
- What did the computer tech say to the pretty girl? You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
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Computer Tech One Liners
Which computer tech one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer tech? I can suggest the ones about computer nerd and computer scientist.
- What do you call a computer smoking w**... ? High tech.
- What do you call a computer that smokes p**...? High-tech.
Giggle-Inducing Computer Tech Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about computer tech you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer science jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer tech pranks.
When I worked as Tech Support for an ISP I had a woman call outraged that we allowed "filth" on her computer...
After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!
Indians Robbing a Bank
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
Computer joke of the day!
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
The Russian president is on a visit to the USA.
So he is taken on a tour of various tech companies to show him their superiority.
"This," says Bob, "is the smartest computer in the world. Ask it any question, and it will answer you correctly."
The Russian president is intrigued. So he decides to trick the computer and asks: "Who will be the superpower 100 years from today?"
The computer goes silent for a minute, then prints out a paper which the Russian president takes.
"So?" asks Bob. "What does it say?"
"I have no idea," replied the Russian president. "It is written in Chinese"
A man calls tech support.
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'
Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
Connecting to the Internet. (WARNING:Old, Outdated)
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech sup: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech sup: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
If you call Tech Support, don't do this...
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's put your operating system disk in the drive."
* Customer: "Ok...which way does it go in?"
* Tech Support: "The shiny side faces down."
* Customer: "Alright...um...which way is down."
* Tech Support: *(rolling eyes)* "Towards the floor."
* Customer: "Ahhh...so what way does the other side face?"
* Tech Support: "Are you kidding?"
* Customer: *(outraged)* "Hey! I'm not a computer genius, ok? That's why I called you!"
* Tech Support: "Ok, that side faces down too."
That kept the customer occupied for a couple of minutes...