Computer Server Jokes
17 computer server jokes and hilarious computer server puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer server that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Computer Server Short Jokes
Short computer server jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer server humour may include short computer keyboard jokes also.
- What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
- Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server.
- I'm building a new computer with 1000 terrabytes of hard drive space... I'm calling it the peta file server.
- The computer scientist failed when trying to hit on his waitress ERROR: Connection to server not found
- The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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Computer Server One Liners
Which computer server one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer server? I can suggest the ones about computer hardware and computer password.
- Why can't a computer play tennis? server unavailable
- What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server.
- What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on? Not a binary one, thats for sure.
- What's the best way to wipe a computer server you ask? With a cloth
Computer Server Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about computer server you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer problem jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer server pranks.
My buddy said I need to "get out more, stop messing around with computers and find a woman", but little does he know, I'm about to date a really hot ~20 year old server.
It's a Generation 6 Dell PowerEdge 1650 that I had to turn off because it burnt my rug and my best estimate is that it was made circa 2002.
Newly Married Husband
Newly Married Husband puts a notice
in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in
good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed
Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...
with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
Why didn't the client tip the server?
Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)
Attention Nerds!
It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"