Computer Science Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Computer Science jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Computer Science Puns

A mugger jumps out in front of a university student...

...and shouts "your money or your life!"

The student keeps walking, and says "Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either".

My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians

So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.

A computer science student...

...was writing a note to his crush before lecture. The student next to him grabbed the note.
The first student tried to grab it back. You can't see that, it's private!
The second student protested, But we're in the same class

Computer Science joke, A computer science student...

There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science

0: Naming things
1: Cache invalidation
2: Off by one errors

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

The girls in my computer science class are like the matrix

All you see is a bunch of ones and zeroes

Computer Science joke, The girls in my computer science class are like the matrix

A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...

His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"

The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."

"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"

"An F!"

Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?

String Arrays

I would talk about computer science...

But it makes my mother board

Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops...

... he said it was a *for n* concept.

Computer Science major walks into an English class

The Professor says "Welcome to English 101".

The student panicks.

"What's wrong?" asks the Professor.

"I missed the first 4 English classes".

I've decided I'm going to major in computer science and Japanese.

I'm gonna master weeb design.

What do you call a creepy Computer Science teacher?

A PDF file

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Oh and weird concurrency bugs.

Oh and weird concurrency bugs.

Your computer science teaching momma is so fat...

... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1).

Computer Science joke, Your computer science teaching momma is so fat...

A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404.

The students search feverishly, to no avail

I wanted to study Computer Science but then I stopped...

Turns out its just a sudo science.

What do you call a nap in computer science class?

A CS-ta

Where does a gay computer science major work?

Back end development

Why isn't there any beautiful girl in computer science?

Because they're all 0's and 1's

Why didn't the client tip the server?

Because they didn't have enough cache!

(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)

My computer science professor was fired for giving a lecture in Octal

My school has very strict policies regarding eight-speech.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Why can a girl not get laid in the computer science field?

the odds might be good. but the goods are odd

If you want to be a computer science major, all you have do is get sick.

Before long you'll be coughing and hacking.

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to...

"4:04 teacher not found"

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

Why do scientists dislike computer science?

Because it's a sudo-science.

One thing I know is that a computer science major didn't name the original pokemon.

Otherwise, charmander would evolve into stringmander.

You might be a redneck if you know computer science.

My car engine light needs advanced programming to overcome.

Just got my grades back for my computer science class.

Apparently, I got a C++ on my final.

There are IO types of people in computer science.

Those who understand this joke and those who don't.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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