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Computer Repair Jokes

8 computer repair jokes and hilarious computer repair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer repair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Uproarious Computer Repair Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good computer repair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I took my old computer to a computer repair shop

I asked the shop owner "My computer is too slow. What can I do ?"
Shop owner inspected the computer and said "It needs some hardware acceleration"
Me: How much acceleration would it need ?
Shop owner: 9.8 meter per second squared.

For a school video project, I was partnered with the class b**...

Wanting it to be finished as soon as possible, I told her that I would do most of the project as long as she would stay out of my way. I then realized that my computer was undergoing repairs so I asked her if she had any audio editing software. And let me tell you,
This b**... had the Audacity.

4 engineers repairing a car

*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?

Italian Computer Repair shop

Everytime I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop, the computer explodes. I took it to my Italian Computer repair store. The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it brief" so I said "Bad-a-Bing, Bad-a-boom!"

My daughters have decided to open a computer repair service together!

They're going to call it 2 Girls 1 CPU

Italian Computer repair store

Everytime I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop it explodes. I took it to my Italian Computer repair store. The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it short" so I said "Bad-a-Bing Bad-a-boom!"

If my last name were Plate, I'd open a computer repair shop...

and call it Plate Tech Tonics.

A man takes his computer to a repair shop, claiming that the CD drive wasn't working...

The technician asks him, "When did it break?"
"Sometime between this morning and four years ago."


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