Computer Password Jokes
32 computer password jokes and hilarious computer password puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer password that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Computer Password Short Jokes
Short computer password jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer password humour may include short computer problem jokes also.
- Russian computer: "Enter password" Me: "Beef stew"
Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff" - I changed my password to "incorrect" So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
- I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection... Now it has visual aids.
- My password for everything is incorrect I can never forget it, if I get it wrong somehow my computer will tell me your password is incorrect
- you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers i logged you out
prequel nerd - I've set my password as "mypulloutgame" but the computer said it's too weak My 8 kids kept asking why i'm crying.
- I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.
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Computer Password One Liners
Which computer password one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer password? I can suggest the ones about computer error and computer keyboard.
- What is OJ Simpson's computer password? Slash Slash back-Slash escape.
- I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak.
- Computer: Choose a password Me: hi-hat
Computer: Password cannot contain symbols - I think the Maori stole my computer password... They did the haka
- My computer asked for a password I wrote mydick
It was rejected for being too short - What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word
- How does a plumber get in to his computer? He remembers his password and taps it in
- A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. turtle
Fun-Filled Computer Password Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about computer password you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer server jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer password pranks.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Password reset
A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"OK, roses."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"OK, 1prettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"
Attempting to Set A New Password
Attempting to Set A New Password:
Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working
pretty good?
Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire
every 30 days.
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
Website: No, you must get a new one.
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember
.
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
User: OK, roses.
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
User: OK, pretty roses
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
User: OK, 1prettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use
additional letters.
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used
A husband and wife are setting up a password for their new computer.
The husband types in "mypenis" as a password. The wife starts laughing uncontrollably, because on the screen, the computer says "Error. Not long enough".
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Told by my 11yo son.
A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."
Most Confusing Password
I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.
A young man helps his grandfather with his computer issues
His grandfather seems to be unable to set a password.
Trying to figure out the problem the young man looks at the password the old man is trying to set
His password is ParisLondonMickeyMouse
Puzzled by this, the man asks his grandfather why he wants to set this password anyways.
The grandfather simply replies: It wanted two capitals and a character .
While visiting a distant relative I hadn't visited in years, I asked my mom's cousin George for his Wi-Fi password. He said, "Start with an uppercase S, then 123."
As soon as George had left to do an errand, I tried to log onto his Wi-Fi. But every time I typed S123, it wouldn't work. After two hours of failure, George came back.
I told him, "I used the password you told me to use, but it never worked! can you log onto the Wi-Fi for me?" George typed the password into my computer, and sure enough, it worked.
Then he said, "I have no idea why you find it so hard to type Start123."
Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.
I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".
