Computer Password Jokes

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Funniest Computer Password Short Jokes

Short computer password jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer password humour may include short computer problem jokes also.

  1. Russian computer: "Enter password" Me: "Beef stew"
    Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"
  2. I changed my password to "incorrect" So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
  3. Man, making a password is so frustrating I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.
  4. I changed my password to "incorrect . So whenever I forget what my password is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
  5. What ever you do, don't use 'beef stew' as your computer password. Apparently its not stroganoff...
  6. I tried to my make my work computer password beefstew . But the IT guy said it wasn't stroganoff.
  7. I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection... Now it has visual aids.
  8. My computer asked me to pick a password, so I typed Beef Stew. Unfortunately it wasn't Stroganoff.
  9. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." The wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
  10. My computer said I had to change my password, so I entered beefstew … My computer said, Sorry, password not stroganoff.

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Computer Password One Liners

Which computer password one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer password? I can suggest the ones about computer error and computer keyboard.

  1. Do not use beef stew as a computer password. It is not stroganoff.
  2. Why can't you use beef stew as a password on your computer? It's not stroganoff
  3. What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
  4. What is OJ Simpson's computer password? Slash Slash back-Slash escape.
  5. I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak.
  6. What would Forrest Gump's computer password would be? 1Forrest1
  7. Computer: Choose a password Me: hi-hat
    Computer: Password cannot contain symbols
  8. I think the Maori stole my computer password... They did the haka
  9. My computer asked for a password I wrote mydick
    It was rejected for being too short
  10. What is Mr. Gump's most encrypted computer password? 1Forest1!
  11. What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word
  12. How does a plumber get in to his computer? He remembers his password and taps it in
  13. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. turtle

Fun-Filled Computer Password Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about computer password you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer server jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer password pranks.

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."


"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

My manly password

My wife and I were trying to set up a new password for our computer.
Trying to be clever, I put "Mypenis" and my wife fell to the ground laughing hysterically because on the screen it said:
**"Error. Not long enough."**

My father told me this one :D

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts: "Mypenis"
and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says "Error. Not long enough."

A husband and wife are setting up a password for their new computer.

The husband types in "mypenis" as a password. The wife starts laughing uncontrollably, because on the screen, the computer says "Error. Not long enough".

Told by my 11yo son.

A woman gets a brand new laptop and is excitedly setting it up. The machine asks her to set her password. Husband tells her to use "mypenis". So she does, but the computer responds "ERROR. Not long enough."

I tried to set our Computers Password to "MyDick"

But was disappointed when it said "Error: Not Long Enough"

Most Confusing Password

I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.

you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers

i logged you out
prequel nerd

A young man helps his grandfather with his computer issues

His grandfather seems to be unable to set a password.
Trying to figure out the problem the young man looks at the password the old man is trying to set
His password is ParisLondonMickeyMouse
Puzzled by this, the man asks his grandfather why he wants to set this password anyways.
The grandfather simply replies: It wanted two capitals and a character .

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What's the WiFi password?"
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a beer.
Bartender: We have Molson's Canadian on tap.
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $8.00.
Me: Okay, here you go. What's the WiFi password?
Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst" -- no spaces and all lowercase.

Computer: Please change password.

Me: Beef Stew
Computer: Sorry. Password is not Stroganoff

I've set my password as "mypulloutgame" but the computer said it's too weak

My 8 kids kept asking why i'm crying.

My password for everything is incorrect

I can never forget it, if I get it wrong somehow my computer will tell me your password is incorrect

Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.

I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".

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