Computer Nerd Jokes

22 computer nerd jokes and hilarious computer nerd puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer nerd that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Computer Nerd Short Jokes

Short computer nerd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer nerd humour may include short computer scientist jokes also.

  1. [Walks into a bar] An sql query walks into a bar. Looking around, he sees a pair of tables. Going up to them, he asks, "Excuse me, but do you mind if I join you?"
  2. Did you hear about the computer nerd who was eaten alive by a giant snake? Now he's programming in python.
  3. What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
  4. Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi? Because there aren't any grills on the internet.
  5. you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers i logged you out
    prequel nerd
  6. If the box says:
    "This software requires Windows XP or better"
    Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
  7. My computer nerd friend had a failed s**... attempt today... He wrote CTRL-X on both of his wrists

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Computer Nerd One Liners

Which computer nerd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer nerd? I can suggest the ones about computer engineer and computer tech.

  1. Why is it so warm in Linus Torvalds' office? Because he doesn't have Windows.
  2. Hide a seek champion...
    Since 1958
  3. Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
    A: Your mouse pad.
  4. Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive.
  5. What do you call a computer nerd Um it's pronounced 'jif'
  6. For Every Computer Nerd Out There Learning binary is as easy as 01 10 11!
  7. Where does the computer nerd goes to have a drink? At the download bar.
  8. What type of cough does a computer nerd get? Hacking
  9. How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it.

Comical Computer Nerd Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about computer nerd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer programmer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer nerd pranks.

Two computer nerds start arguing about if they have to pronounce it gif or jif.

The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.
In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.

Why didn't the client tip the server?

Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)

Attention Nerds!

It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"