Computer Mouse Jokes

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Funniest Computer Mouse Short Jokes

Short computer mouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer mouse humour may include short computer keyboard jokes also.

1. I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked.
2. Where did the computer mouse go to get a drink? The spacebar
   And you know I've been to a couple spacebars before, they're all exactly the same. Great food, no atmosphere.
3. A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse... Turns out it was just clickbait.
4. Dad my mouse isn't working I've yet to see a mouse with a job.
   My computer mouse stopped working 15 minutes ago, A dad joke ensued.
5. My computer mouse isn't working properly It could type paragraphs, but now it's just randomly slamming its tiny paws on the keyboard.
6. The inventor of the computer mouse has died. They should have right clicked and saved him.
7. My computer mouse had been broken, and I didn't know why. I tried to fix it, but nothing clicked.
8. Why is a man like a computer mouse? Because he only functions when you press and drag him.
9. What is one store that always has a mouse problem that is not a pet shop? A computer store
10. My mother asked me to fix her computer today, so I jiggled the mouse. It was a cursory attempt.

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Computer Mouse One Liners

Which computer mouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer mouse? I can suggest the ones about mouse trap and mouse.

1. What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot? A cursor!
2. Why can't elephansts use computers Because they are scared of the mouse
3. If you give a mouse a cookie... You don't understand computers.
4. I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey.
5. Why won't the elephant use the computer? He's afraid of the mouse!
6. Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
   A: Your mouse pad.
7. Why couldn't the grandma use her computer? Because her cat ate the mouse.
8. What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse? Depressing.
9. did ypu read the Buzzfeed article about using a computer mouse to catch fish?
10. Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
    He uses a lion.
11. How do you know a blonde has used your computer? There is cheese infront of the mouse.
12. how fast did the detectives computer mouse move? (OC) Magnum D.P.I.
13. Why do computers have a mouse? Because of all the crumbs in your keyboard
14. What type of mouse doesn't eat cheese? A computer mouse

Quirky and Hilarious Computer Mouse Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about computer mouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer mouse pranks.