Computer Keyboard Jokes
34 computer keyboard jokes and hilarious computer keyboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer keyboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Computer Keyboard Short Jokes
Short computer keyboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer keyboard humour may include short computer mouse jokes also.
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- My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
- My wife told me she'd slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. Don't worry guys, i think she's jokinejkodoworkfjcjkskoe394oo2oc2i2fkf2uu3ug25r2u
- My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
- My mom told me if i didnt get off the computer and do my homework she would bang my head against the keyboard I think she mighfkgk57mo58ktzsrazxv78p
- What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard? Shift + T
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- My wife told me... My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
- A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one. But that's just stereo typing.
- My Asian friend hooked up a computer keyboard to a bunch of speakers I guess that's stereotyping isn't it...
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Computer Keyboard One Liners
Which computer keyboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer keyboard? I can suggest the ones about computer password and computer server.
- Why is the computer keyboard working so hard? Because it has two shifts!
- Why do astronauts like computer keyboards? Because they have a space bar
- How is a woman like a computer keyboard? The B and the V are right next to each other.
- Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
- Why do computers have a mouse? Because of all the crumbs in your keyboard
- What keyboard shortcut turns your computer into a p**...? *Alt + Right*
Computer Keyboard Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about computer keyboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer hardware jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer keyboard pranks.
Day 268 at home And the dog continues looking at me like See?? This is why I chew furniture.
I've eaten 9 meals and taken 4 naps, and it's STILL today. Are you kidding me?
In case you've lost track, today is December 268...
This virus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day grazing for
food. We're told "NO!" if we get too close to strangers. We get really excited about car rides.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer and help with the dishes, she'll slam my head on the keyboard. I think she's jokinoifghcxiegcrwlwefggxm
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best jokes about Albania, from Romania:
Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.
How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.
Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.
The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 b**...: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command
A man gets mad at his wife
for using the computer to much. she posts "my husband is mad at me, he said if I use it any longer he will smash my head across the keyboard. Yeah righdfjklhgfguhgcgj.n vcxft"
I need to get a new friend
I've been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python
After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn't work at all. Seriously w**...? I should have just dumped coffee onto my keyboard because JavaScript is clearly better
I've got a part time job making rubberised computer keyboards.
They offer flexible shifts.
My mom won't let me use the computer
Every time she catches me on it she slams my face against the keyboard!!!
It's okay though she's not home rig.. '(3rdsktrsfye:20rfees,.wee$tberg,
My computer mouse isn't working properly
It could type paragraphs, but now it's just randomly slamming its tiny paws on the keyboard.
I used to have a job naming medicines, but I quit after a few days.
I got sick of smacking my head against a computer keyboard.
Albanians invented a new brand of a computer
The keyboard has two b**.... The first is "Test" and the second is "Cancel".
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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My mom said she will smash my head against my keyboard if i dont get off my computer.
Well guess what? Im not going to getododkdjfjjdajndjxixushsbbduxuhha