Computer Hardware Jokes

20 computer hardware jokes and hilarious computer hardware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer hardware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Computer Hardware Short Jokes

Short computer hardware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The computer hardware humour may include short computer server jokes also.

  1. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
  2. What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek? One that turns his software into hardware.
  3. how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!
  4. A guys hits the brakes hard on a Maybach at the stop light. Behind him a Geo tries to stop but he can't make it and hits him in the back. On the Maybach's computer: New hardware detected. Install?
  5. What's the difference between computers and people? With computers, you put the software into the hardware.
  6. Light bulb classics. Light 'em up 1) How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Does not compute. It's a hardware problem.

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Computer Hardware One Liners

Which computer hardware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with computer hardware? I can suggest the ones about computer keyboard and computer chip.

  1. What's the best pickup line for a computer girl You turn my software into hardware
  2. Why was the computer shy? Because it had hardware and software but no underware.
  3. There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop Police say it was a drive buy
  4. Why was the computer embarrassed? Because it has software, hardware, but no underwear!
  5. Do you work for computers? because you just turned my software into hardware ;)
  6. Are you a computer w**...? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
  7. Why doesn't Home Depot sell many computer programs? It's a **hardware** store.

Happy Computer Hardware Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about computer hardware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer problem jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make computer hardware pranks.

I took my old computer to a computer repair shop

I asked the shop owner "My computer is too slow. What can I do ?"
Shop owner inspected the computer and said "It needs some hardware acceleration"
Me: How much acceleration would it need ?
Shop owner: 9.8 meter per second squared.