Computer Hardware Jokes
10 computer hardware jokes and hilarious computer hardware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about computer hardware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek?
One that turns his software into hardware.
I took my old computer to a computer repair shop
I asked the shop owner "My computer is too slow. What can I do ?"
Shop owner inspected the computer and said "It needs some hardware acceleration"
Me: How much acceleration would it need ?
Shop owner: 9.8 meter per second squared.
What's the best pickup line for a computer girl
You turn my software into hardware
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Are you a computer w**...? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Why was the computer shy?
Because it had hardware and software but no underware.
There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop
Police say it was a drive buy
A guys hits the brakes hard on a Maybach at the stop light. Behind him a Geo tries to stop but he can't make it and hits him in the back.
On the Maybach's computer: New hardware detected. Install?
What's the difference between computers and people?
With computers, you put the software into the hardware.
Light bulb classics. Light 'em up
1) How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Does not compute. It's a hardware problem.
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Why doesn't Home Depot sell many computer programs?
It's a **hardware** store.
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