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My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte"

So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"

What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek?

One that turns his software into hardware.

What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.

A Big Fat Geek Wetting.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

What did one computer geek emo say to the other?

WinRAWR.

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.


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