The Best 5 Compulsively Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Compulsively jokes. There are some compulsively ocd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compulsively gardener puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Compulsively Jokes and Puns

For all my life my dad kept messing with the ledge above the fire place, lengthening it, shortening it, sanding it, painting it. But he died last week. After I got home from the funeral I compulsively got my tools out and raised it six inches higher ...

... I guess you could say I've taken up his mantel.

When I was younger I used to have these little plastic cut outs for drawing around.

I'd do them all the time, almost compulsively, but there would always be more. I'd spend hours and never run out. Then I realised, I'd never be done, I'd never accomplish anything because there would always be more and long after I stopped or died they'd be there.

Anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.

My wife says that I'm compulsively oppositional

I have to disagree

Did you hear the one about the guy who compulsively masturbated at work?

He was just trying to get off.

I saw a magician that worked with animals that ate compulsively.

He pulled a hat out of a rabbit


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the compulsively saplings jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working compulsively obsessive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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