Compulsive Liar Jokes

Funniest Compulsive Liar Short Jokes

Short compulsive liar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compulsive liar humour may include short pathological liar jokes also.

1. My girlfriend says I'm a fantasist and a compulsive liar. That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.
2. I was born handsome, charming witty and wise I'm also a compulsive liar, but I think it evens out.
3. What do you call a compulsive liar who's also an astronaut, a billionaire, and a nascar driver? Me.
4. My doctor told me I'm a hypochondriac and a compulsive liar. I'm not too worried about it.
5. My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
6. What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? "None of your beeswax!"
7. A patient walks into a therapist's office. The patient says "You would not believe the week I've had".
   The doctor says "No. You're a compulsive liar, that's why you're here."
8. I was once friends with a compulsive liar that "ate tiny insects"... Everything that came out of his mouth was lice.
9. I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.

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Compulsive Liar One Liners

Which compulsive liar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with compulsive liar? I can suggest the ones about compulsive and obsessive compulsive.

1. I've been diagnosed as a compulsive liar and hypochondriac. And it's making me sick.
2. Hi I'm Greg, and I'm a compulsive liar... "We don't believe you"
3. I'm a compulsive liar. That was a lie.

Compulsive Liar Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about compulsive liar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean narcissist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compulsive liar pranks.