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...how to win her back.
...until he found a way to overcome this problem.
His friends noticed the dramatic change.
"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied.
'I haven't had a single problem since."
"A thousand a week," said Doug. "You can't afford that, how are you going to pay him?"
"Tom replied, "That's his problem."
I think he needs Help.
On and on anon.
Then the worst eleven minutes of my life.
A compulsive mass debater.
So one day, a man is sitting at work with his co-worker:
Man: I'm really happy with life right now. Kids are doing great in school, wife loves me and puts out every night, and my doctor says I'm the picture of perfect health.
Co-worker: Wow! That sounds so great! Is there anything wrong with you?
Man: Well my therapist says I'm a compulsive liar, but what does she know?
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It would be called On Anon Anon.
That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.
Apparently cleaning your browser history does not count.
Me.
I'm not too worried about it.
but I don't worry about it.
I'm also a compulsive liar, but I think it evens out.
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...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend.
It's call On and On Anon.
He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak.
They're both interested in raising the stakes/steaks.
For 2018 I gave up compulsive lying.
Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
And it's making me sick.
I can't stop reading it.
"None of your beeswax!"
"We don't believe you"
She overcame her disorder, but then lapsed into compulsive overeating. She gained 300 pounds and died of a heart attack. In the end, she was a round character.
I would check but I don't have internet connection...
The patient says "You would not believe the week I've had".
The doctor says "No. You're a compulsive liar, that's why you're here."
Well, he lost.
Nah not really.
I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order
Everything that came out of his mouth was lice.
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