Following is our collection of funny Compulsive jokes. There are some compulsive anon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compulsive narcissist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Apparently cleaning your browser history does not count.
...until he found a way to overcome this problem.
His friends noticed the dramatic change.
"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied.
'I haven't had a single problem since."
"A thousand a week," said Doug. "You can't afford that, how are you going to pay him?"
"Tom replied, "That's his problem."
"None of your beeswax!"
...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend.
She overcame her disorder, but then lapsed into compulsive overeating. She gained 300 pounds and died of a heart attack. In the end, she was a round character.
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And it's making me sick.
He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak.
I can't stop reading it.
but I don't worry about it.
I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order
You can explore compulsive addictive reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean compulsive pathological dad jokes. There are also compulsive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I think he needs Help.
Well, he lost.
I'm also a compulsive liar, but I think it evens out.
So one day, a man is sitting at work with his co-worker:
Man: I'm really happy with life right now. Kids are doing great in school, wife loves me and puts out every night, and my doctor says I'm the picture of perfect health.
Co-worker: Wow! That sounds so great! Is there anything wrong with you?
Man: Well my therapist says I'm a compulsive liar, but what does she know?
It would be called On Anon Anon.
Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
Nah not really.
On and on anon.
Then the worst eleven minutes of my life.
...how to win her back.
For 2018 I gave up compulsive lying.
Everything that came out of his mouth was lice.
I'm not too worried about it.
It's call On and On Anon.
Me.
That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.
The patient says "You would not believe the week I've had".
The doctor says "No. You're a compulsive liar, that's why you're here."
I would check but I don't have internet connection...
"We don't believe you"
A compulsive mass debater.
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They're both interested in raising the stakes/steaks.
I think she's a hoarder-culturist.
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We suggest to use only working compulsive disorder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.