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Compulsion Jokes

3 compulsion jokes and hilarious compulsion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compulsion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Compulsion Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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My wife broke up with me yesterday because I'm a compulsive gambler and ever since, all I can think about is...

...how to win her back.

I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed

I desperately need to see kelp

Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years...

...until he found a way to overcome this problem.
His friends noticed the dramatic change.
"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied.
'I haven't had a single problem since."
"A thousand a week," said Doug. "You can't afford that, how are you going to pay him?"
"Tom replied, "That's his problem."

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