Compton Jokes

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What do you call a traffic jam in Compton?

A blood clot

Did you hear about the dog from Compton?

He lives in a ruff neighborhood.

[Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire!

She sucked all the bloods

Did you hear about the Sting concert in Compton that barely anybody went to?

I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Where does N.W.A get their notes on the scattering of photons off of electrons?

Straight Outta Compton

Why was the pirate murdered in Compton?

Too many hard Arrrrrrs

Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton.

I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G.

What's the most confusing day in Compton?

Father's Day

A Pirate tried starting a rap career in Compton, but his songs were not well received.

He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr

Compton Scattering

My professor asked me what Compton Scattering was... Apparently "when a single black woman walks out with a newborn" is not the correct answer.

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