The Best 15 Compton Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Compton jokes. There are some compton ars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compton rap puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Compton Jokes and Puns
What do you call a traffic jam in Compton?
A blood clot
Did you hear about the dog from Compton?
He lives in a ruff neighborhood.
[Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire!
She sucked all the bloods
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Did you hear about the Sting concert in Compton that barely anybody went to?
I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police
Why was the pirate murdered in Compton?
Too many hard Arrrrrrs
What's the most confusing day in Compton?
Father's Day
What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?
The Next Episode
Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton.
I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G.
Where does N.W.A get their notes on the scattering of photons off of electrons?
Straight Outta Compton
A Pirate tried starting a rap career in Compton, but his songs were not well received.
He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr
Compton Scattering
My professor asked me what Compton Scattering was... Apparently "when a single black woman walks out with a newborn" is not the correct answer.
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What I learned working 24 years in a factory in Compton
"That's what I'm talking about"
Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. DreΓ’ΒΒs history of abuse against women
Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!
Straight Outta Compton Spoiler
Eazy-E dies
What do you call a disabled cleaning company in Compton?
**The Hoover Crips.**
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