A blood clot
This is actually a true story.
My friend who was an EMT working in South Los Angeles was called to a Domestic Violence scene in Compton. Upon arriving on the scene, a man was sitting on the front porch holding the back of his head where blood was spilling out.
"Are you okay? What happened here?"
"I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang low and the bitch hit me over the head with a smoothie!!"
"Whoa! Calm down! I can't understand you sir. What exactly happened??"
"I told you. I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang low and the bitch hit me with a smoothie."
"What does that mean? Stank on my hang low?"
"Yeah man. My dick sucked."
"Okay. But the hell is a smoothie?"
"A smoothie. You know, that thing that makes your clothes flat."
My friend couldn't help but bust out laughing.
He lives in a ruff neighborhood.
She sucked all the bloods
I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police
The Next Episode
I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G.
Straight Outta Compton
Father's Day
Too many hard Arrrrrrs
He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr
My professor asked me what Compton Scattering was... Apparently "when a single black woman walks out with a newborn" is not the correct answer.
A tripod
He wanted to take the straight outta Compton.
that he makes Mitt Romney look like he is straight out of Compton.
She'd be called Compton State Prison
**The Hoover Crips.**
Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!
"That's what I'm talking about"
Eazy-E dies
Japan Eazy-E
Challah at ya boy!
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