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Funniest Compton Short Jokes

Short compton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compton humour may include short franchise jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the Sting concert in Compton that barely anybody went to? I guess a lot of black people don't like The Police
2. What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? The Next Episode
3. Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton. I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G.
4. Where does N.W.A get their notes on the scattering of photons off of electrons? Straight Outta Compton
5. A Pirate tried starting a rap career in Compton, but his songs were not well received. He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr
6. Compton Scattering My professor asked me what Compton Scattering was... Apparently "when a single black woman walks out with a newborn" is not the correct answer.
7. Shaun King is so white... that he makes Mitt Romney look like he is straight out of Compton.
8. [Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire! She s**... all the bloods
9. Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dre’s history of a**... against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!

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Compton One Liners

Which compton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with compton? I can suggest the ones about rap and gangsta.

1. What do you call a traffic jam in Compton? A blood clot
2. Did you hear about the dog from Compton? He lives in a ruff neighborhood.
3. Why was the pirate murdered in Compton? Too many hard Arrrrrrs
4. What's the most confusing day in Compton? Father's Day
5. What I learned working 24 years in a factory in Compton "That's what I'm talking about"
6. Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies
7. Why did the homosexual move to California? He wanted to take the straight outta Compton.
8. If my ex-wife had anymore black guys inside her... She'd be called Compton State Prison
9. Who has the biggest duck in Compton? A tripod
10. What do you do when you see a Jew in Compton? Challah at ya boy!
11. What happened to the ice cube? It came straight outta Compton's glass.
12. What do you call a Japanese rapper from compton? Japan Eazy-E
13. What do you call a disabled cleaning company in Compton? **The Hoover Crips.**

Silly Compton Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about compton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean album jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compton pranks.