Compressive Jokes

Funniest Compressive Short Jokes

Short compressive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compressive humour may include short jokes also.

1. Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins? he said "be the change you wish to see in the world".
2. I want to make a sad YouTube channel where I compress soda cans I'll name it "Soda Pressing"
3. Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
   ^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...
4. What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters.
5. What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
6. I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE, YOUNG MAN! You're using too much compression, and don't scoop the mids so much, guitar is a mid-range instrument. Maybe try adding a touch of reverb for once?
7. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression.

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Compressive One Liners

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1. What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG
2. My friend wouldn't stop talking about file compression So I told him to *zip it*
3. What's a dinosaur's favorite form of compression? RAR files.
4. If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?
5. What did the sad YouTube video say? I have crippling compression.
6. What do emos use to compress files? .rawr files
7. What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression
8. Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together.
9. Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits.
10. Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
    O2.zip
11. It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm.
12. I tried to make a movement supporting lossy music compression... but I got a lot of FLAC.
13. Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method.
14. My ex just sent me n**... in a compressed folder Sigh... *unzips*
15. If you send your n**... in a compressed file... ...they have to unzip to see you n**....

Compressive Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about compressive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compressive pranks.