Compression Jokes

Following is our collection of audio puns and uppercase one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Compression jokes for adults, dirty hopster jokes and clean acceleration dad gags for kids.

The Best Compression Puns

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?


What's a dinosaur's favorite form of compression?

RAR files.

What did the sad YouTube video say?

I have crippling compression.

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

I didn't have any clean compression shorts so I wore regular underwear and sweatpants to the gym.

I guess you could say my panties are in a bunch


You're using too much compression, and don't scoop the mids so much, guitar is a mid-range instrument. Maybe try adding a touch of reverb for once?

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

No. The universe uses lossy compression.

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