The Best 9 Compression Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Compression jokes. There are some compression uppercase jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compression acceleration puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Compression Jokes and Puns

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?


My friend wouldn't stop talking about file compression

So I told him to *zip it*

What's a dinosaur's favorite form of compression?

RAR files.

What did the sad YouTube video say?

I have crippling compression.

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

I didn't have any clean compression shorts so I wore regular underwear and sweatpants to the gym.

I guess you could say my panties are in a bunch

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!


You're using too much compression, and don't scoop the mids so much, guitar is a mid-range instrument. Maybe try adding a touch of reverb for once?

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

No. The universe uses lossy compression.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the compression compress jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working compression flac piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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