JokoJokes

Compressed Jokes

8 compressed jokes and hilarious compressed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compressed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Share These Compressed Jokes With Friends




Uproarious Compressed Jokes to Share with Friends

What is a good compressed joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My ex just sent me n**... in a compressed folder

Sigh... *unzips*

Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins?

he said "be the change you wish to see in the world".

I want to make a sad YouTube channel where I compress soda cans

I'll name it "Soda Pressing"

Nerdy pickup line

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?

OGG

My friend wouldn't stop talking about file compression

So I told him to *zip it*

What's a dinosaur's favorite form of compression?

RAR files.

If you send your n**... in a compressed file...

...they have to unzip to see you n**....


Share These Compressed Jokes With Friends