Comprehend Jokes

Following is our collection of uncommon puns and realise one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comprehend jokes for adults, dirty philosophical jokes and clean fictional dad gags for kids.

The Best Comprehend Puns

Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....

Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.

Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.

Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"

Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."

I caught the flu in Madrid.

While sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.



"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"



The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:



"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."

Being caught in a black hole is bad...

... as no one is able to comprehend the gravity of the situation

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.


We should start taxing people who don't comprehend math or basic probability.

Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.

A woman in Paris talks to a man

The man says: Bonjour, madame, I want to say something to you.

Woman: Of course. Go ahead.

Man: Madame, when I see your amazing mouth I want to invite you at my home.

Woman: Oh, thanks, but you are such an attractive man...

Man: No, madame, you did not comprehend. I am a dentist.

When I was young, the idea of having children before marriage was not something I could comprehend.

You could say that it was inconceivable.

An amateur physicist was sucked into a black hole

Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.

If someone thinks something is simple, they'll call it "basic" even if the other finds it difficult to comprehend.

'Nuff said. Basic psychology.

I hate when people just don't finish sentences

It's almost like they don't comprehend what...


An old man goes into the doctor's office...

and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have two pieces of bad news..."
"...the first piece of bad news is you have cancer"
After taking a moment to comprehend this fact, the patient says "that's terrible, what is the second piece of news?"
The doctor replies " The second piece of bad news is that you also have dementia".
The man looks at the doctor and smiles, "oh well that isn't so bad! I thought you were going to say I had cancer or something!".

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