Following is our collection of funny Comprehend jokes. There are some comprehend realise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comprehend fictional puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.
Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.
Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"
Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."
While sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."
The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, shits on the floor and leaves.
... as no one is able to comprehend the gravity of the situation
But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.
Put it bluntly.
Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.
The man says: Bonjour, madame, I want to say something to you.
Woman: Of course. Go ahead.
Man: Madame, when I see your amazing mouth I want to invite you at my home.
Woman: Oh, thanks, but you are such an attractive man...
Man: No, madame, you did not comprehend. I am a dentist.
You could say that it was inconceivable.
Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.
'Nuff said. Basic psychology.
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It's almost like they don't comprehend what...
and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have two pieces of bad news..."
"...the first piece of bad news is you have cancer"
After taking a moment to comprehend this fact, the patient says "that's terrible, what is the second piece of news?"
The doctor replies " The second piece of bad news is that you also have dementia".
The man looks at the doctor and smiles, "oh well that isn't so bad! I thought you were going to say I had cancer or something!".
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We suggest to use only working comprehend inefficient piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.