Compostable Jokes
8 compostable jokes and hilarious compostable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compostable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Compostable Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Where do all the recycled websites go?
Dot Compost
I refuse to work with compost
It's degrading
What do you call a recycled shitpost?
Compost
What did the composting rapper say?
Break it down now y'all.
Just read this in a comment section. What do you call jokes in the comment section?
Compost.
How did the man who threw his mints in the garbage avoid jail time?
It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos
how does rex reclaim make his music?
he composts it
Bubba n' Buford III
Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they'd attend a seminar entitled "Advanced Composting" n' were a headin' back up Highway 79 towards east Texas. After a bit they got into an argument over whether Marquez was pronounced Mar-KEY or Mar-KAY. Well, they decided since they were about to go through Marquez they'd stop at the Dairy Queen for lunch n' ask, n' whoever was right would pay for lunch n' that they did. After orderin' Bubba smiles n' asks the waitress, "My friend Buford n' I been arguin' over how to pronounce this place. Could you tell us." The blonde waitress smiles n' says very slowly... "Dairy Queen."
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