Composition Jokes
15 composition jokes and hilarious composition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about composition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Composition Short Jokes
Short composition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The composition humour may include short composed jokes also.
- Money cant buy you happiness. But I'd rather have my tears hit designer Bugatti leather than the composite foam in my car.
- Jimmy, your composition "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog.
- A friend of mine asked me why I preferred composite numbers over prime numbers. I said it's not a simple answer as more than one factor led me to that conclusion.
- Why was Beethoven always sad? Because he never heard anyone give their appreciation for his compositions.
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Composition One Liners
Which composition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with composition? I can suggest the ones about combination and compound.
- What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium
- I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque.
- What's the opposite of Optimus Prime? Optimus Composite.
Playful Composition Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about composition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean material jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make composition pranks.
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At university, students had to come up with a sentence in which the words "love" and "s**..." both appeared
A female student's composition:
'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical s**....'
A male student's composition:
'I love s**....'
Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space that shares nearly identical chemical composition as humor in the human brain.
Ultimately it was determined to be no laughing matter
A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.
Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.
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Little John in 1-minute Composition
The teacher asked the class to write a composition that involved at the same time s**..., royalty, and religion.
Not even two minutes had passed when Little John handed in his.
The arm of the teacher still raised to stop him, but she stopped the gesture as she read what he wrote:
And the queen said: Oh, my God, so good!
In the Supreme Court of Composition...
"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.
You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."
One music university senior complains to another:
"Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?"
"Why don't you try coping professor X's piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?"
"I did. It turned out to be Beethoven's Fifth Symphony."
