Composition Jokes

Following is our collection of thesis puns and concise one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Composition jokes for adults, dirty structure jokes and clean orchestra dad gags for kids.

The Best Composition Puns

At university, students had to come up with a sentence in which the words "love" and "sex" both appeared

A female student's composition:

'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical sex.'

A male student's composition:

'I love sex.'

Chemists in a pub

After a long day, two chemists, Bill and Bob, go to a pub to unwind. Bob says to the barkeeper, "I'll just have a glass of H^2 0." Bill chimes in, "I'll have a glass of water too". They take a seat as he asks Bob, "Why did you refer to water with its chemical composition?" Bob did not answer, fuming that his assassination attempt had failed.

An essay by lil Johnny

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."

"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"

"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

Jimmy, your composition "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

No, sir. It's the same dog.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.


What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

Teacher: "Your composition on the assignment "My dog" is exactly like your brothers...

...did you copy it?"

Boy: "No, it's the same dog!"

In the Supreme Court of Composition...

"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.


You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."

I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach

Baroque.

TIL that Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky is Russia's most famous composer

He composed, Swan Lake, The Nutcracker, sleeping beauty and president Trumps favorite composition Marche Slave.

One music university senior complains to another:

"Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?"
"Why don't you try coping professor X's piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?"
"I did. It turned out to be Beethoven's Fifth Symphony."


Little John in 1-minute Composition

The teacher asked the class to write a composition that involved at the same time sex, royalty, and religion.

Not even two minutes had passed when Little John handed in his.

The arm of the teacher still raised to stop him, but she stopped the gesture as she read what he wrote:


And the queen said: Oh, my God, so good!

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