The Best 57 Composer Jokes

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Did you hear about the constipated composer?

He couldn't finish the last movement.

I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests.

I said to him, "Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"

He replied, "Which one?"

I responded, "The composer."

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Composer joke, Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

So did you hear about the Angry composer?

Apparently, he had a few scores to settle.

Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?

Haydn. [OC]

Strange music

In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.

A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.

Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.

"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."

Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Composer joke, How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?


The Terminator

I was talking with my good friend Arnold about what he was going to be for Halloween this year. It surprised me to hear that he intended to dress up as a composer. When i asked him which one he looked dead into my eyes and said "I'll be Bach."

If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be?

He'd be Bach

Someone asked me to name my favorite composer...

It made me Bach. I couldn't get a Handel on it. I had to make a Liszt.

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I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer...

Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for.

Every time a famous music composer dies...

... he starts decomposing.

The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer.

He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba.

So there's this school play...

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.

Stallone goes first.

"I'll be Mozart"

Next up is Chuck Norris.

"I'll be Beethoven".

Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?


(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)

Composer joke, What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?

Why did Mozart kill his chicken?

Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What's a composers favorite type of girl?

a minor

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!

His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."

My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother...

Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?

What did the music composer bring to the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Mozart killed all his chickens..

he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!

I can't find my Liszt of composer puns

If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

What do you call a composer who loves to drink water?

Phill-up Glass.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his rent?

Because he was a Baroque composer.

Did you hear about the guy who tripped over his collection of classical composer statues?

They said he Baroque his Bach.

What do you call a vegetable composer in a microwave?


Why did the composer get arrested?

He said he loved a minor.

Why did the Composer marry the Musician?

It was an arranged marriage.

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?

It's in half time.

Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer?

His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.

Do you know which classical composer was also really into motocross?

Braaaaaaahms, Braaaahms, Braaaaaaahms ... Brr Brr, Braaaaaaahms!

"My favourite musical composer has gone missing!"

"Don't worry, I've got your Bach"

Arnold Schwarzenegger is offered a role as a well known composer...

"I'll be Bach" he says, accepting the offer.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his 3rd grade teacher asked him to be a classical composer in the school play ?

I'll be Bach

Why was the Austrian composer so hard to find?

Because he was Haydn.

What's the difference between JR Smith and a bad music composer?

One of them still knows the score

So I died and was reincarnated as a composer...

I'm Bach now.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said he is going to play a German composer in a new movie.

He said I'll be Bach .

Beethoven was a good composer, but let's not get carried away.

After all, he may have spent 44 years composing, but now he's on 191 years of decomposing.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who was greatest composer, they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach."

Which composer got the coronavirus?


Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?

Because he was Baroque.

What was the chicken's favorite composer?


Two classical composers bump into each other on the street, because one is reading the sheets to his soon-to-be finished symphony.

He quickly hides the sheets in his pocket, but the other composer notices and asks:

β€žWhat are you Haydn?

What type of soap did the composer use?


Where are composers taken to be executed?

To the Chopin block

Who is a Boston Terrier's favorite classical composer?


A farmer bragged to his friend about his smart chickens

"How do you know they're smart?"

"They love classical music! That's smarty-pants music right there."

"And how do you know that's what they like?"

"Every morning, I say to the chickens 'What music for today?' and they ask for their favorite composer: 'Bach, Bach, Bach!'"

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them their favorite composer, they said Bach Bach bach

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party.

He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .

Who's a lumberjack's favorite classical composer?


Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked him who the best composer was, they replied, "Bach Bach Bach"

After he became deaf, many people told Beethoven that his career as a composer was over.

But did he listen?

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