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but because of complications during labor, she passed out for about 24 hours after the birth. When she wakes up, she asks to see her children, excited to name them.
The doctor says sure, here they are, but your brother already named them.
What? she exclaims, what did he name them?
He named the girl, Denise, said the doctor.
Hmm, she says, I guess that's ok. I like Denise. What did he name my son?
Denephew.
A midwife crisis.
Heart complications.
He inquires the expert doctor about alternatives.
**Doc**: "We will have to remove the right half of your brain."
**Patient**: "Alright. Let's go through with it."
(The next day, after the procedure...)
**Doc**: "There were serious complications during the operation.
We had to remove your entire brain. There is of course the option of installing a monkey brain."
**Patient**: "Non, non, non. -C'est magnifique!"
Thats why I leave it to the certified medical professionals to do it.
I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.
And It cost me an arm and a leg.
Complications arose when the IV was issued to bed #4.
"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"
Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes.
Well, that came out wrong.
Every time they brought him out he'd do a flip-turn and go back in.
It should have been removed by surgery....
(wait for it)....
But he decided to try to pass it.
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