Complications Jokes

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The Best Complications Puns

A woman is pregnant with twins

but because of complications during labor, she passed out for about 24 hours after the birth. When she wakes up, she asks to see her children, excited to name them.

The doctor says sure, here they are, but your brother already named them.

What? she exclaims, what did he name them?

He named the girl, Denise, said the doctor.

Hmm, she says, I guess that's ok. I like Denise. What did he name my son?

Denephew.

What do you call complications during chidbirth

A midwife crisis.

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die?

Heart complications.

An Englishman wants to transform into an Irish.

He inquires the expert doctor about alternatives.

**Doc**: "We will have to remove the right half of your brain."

**Patient**: "Alright. Let's go through with it."

(The next day, after the procedure...)

**Doc**: "There were serious complications during the operation.

We had to remove your entire brain. There is of course the option of installing a monkey brain."

**Patient**: "Non, non, non. -C'est magnifique!"

I would never vaccinate my own child because of all the complications

Thats why I leave it to the certified medical professionals to do it.


Before I begin today's lecture

I'd like to relay an anecdote from my days as a student. My classmate and I both loved the same girl. In the end, she chose him and I was left with heartbreak. But my classmate was left with heart failure. Which brings me to today's subject: Syphilis and its complications.

Health care is too expensive, I went to the hospital for complications from my diabetes

And It cost me an arm and a leg.

The local hospital hired a Roman nurse!

Complications arose when the IV was issued to bed #4.

My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...

"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"

You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's.

Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes.

I made a gaffe about birth complications

Well, that came out wrong.


There were some complications with the birth of Micheal Phelps' baby...

Every time they brought him out he'd do a flip-turn and go back in.

Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications.

It should have been removed by surgery....
(wait for it)....
But he decided to try to pass it.

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