Complications Jokes
31 complications jokes and hilarious complications puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complications that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Complications Short Jokes
Short complications jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complications humour may include short consequences jokes also.
- Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
- Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.
- "Your case is quite complicated." Patient: Why doctor? What happened?
Doc: You have a disease from the chapter I skipped during my studies. - My job is sectioning and dehydrating organic materials. It may sound complicated, but it's actually cut and dry.
- Babies are like the total opposite of a complicated dinner recipe It's more fun to make one than it is to eat one.
- A lot of people think apartheid is a complicated issue But i think it's pretty black and white
- You know what I hate about how Avril Lavigne spells her name? She had to go and make things so complicated.
- Yesterday, I surveyed strangers and asked them which gender is more complicated. Half of the women are still answering.
- A Crossbow is like a Beautiful Woman It has a lot of complicated parts and if you handle them wrong it will snap and break your fingers.
- There was a young man weeping The man was sitting at a library table
A young lady approached him and asked what was wrong
He replied It's complicated
And showed his calculus homework
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Complications One Liners
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- What do you call complications during chidbirth A midwife crisis.
- How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die? Heart complications.
- You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated But communism? Everyone gets it
- Why are cows so complicated? They've got a lot of mooing parts
- Complex numbers are complicated. Please tell me I'm just imagining things.
- I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong.
- I'm in love with an 11 letter word that starts with c and ends with d It's complicated
- Are you a Rhesus Factor? Because you just complicated my pregnancy.
- How do you solve the complicated problem of euthanasia? Open up more schools over there
- When England exit a competition It's merely an Exit.. so much less complicated.
- I know someone who can do complicated math in their head It's mental.
- I tried to add 1 + 1 But it was two complicated for me.
- Remember when "It's complicated" was a relationship status, not a gender?
- Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
- Life is too complicated in the morning.
Comedy Complications Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about complications you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean symptoms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make complications pranks.
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A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.
Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have s**... with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two w**... in this house.
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Getting a s**... change isn't that complicated.
Little bit of snipping.
Little bit of stitching.
And Bob's your aunt.
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It's complicated having s**... with hipsters.
They don't like things that are "in".
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Guy walks into a f**... home
He tells the receptionist, my wife is dying, and i need to buy a gravesite.
Receptionist says, sure, no problem. Just fill out this paperwork and we'll get the process started.
Guy says, well you should know up front this might get complicated. See, my wife weighs 800 pounds.
Ah, the receptionist says. The plot thickens.
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A black guy and a white guy each drink 3 beers at a bar, who pays the bill?
They each pay for their own because men aren't complicated
Philosophy final
in a class for philosophy, the teacher looks at his class, grabs his chair, places it on his desk and tells the entire classroom about his final.
"You have only one question: use your knowledge that I have taught you in this class and prove to me that this chair doesn't exist. You have until the end of class."
Now while everyone else in the class worked on long complicated answers to his problem, one student got up from his desk almost as soon as it begun. The student smiles and hands the teacher his paper and was off.
The teacher, almost sad that the student didn't even try, looked at the sheet of paper and gave the student an "A"
His answer: What chair?
Operation successful
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and.....
he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.
'Yes, Dad, what is it?'
'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me.........
........your mother in law will come and live with you.'
The surgery was a great success....
Interviewer: Name one of your accomplishments
Applicant:Well I discovered aliens, outside my house and managed to learn their language.
Interviewer:That seems rather complicated...
Applicant:Well Spanish isn't hard to learn sir.
Philosophers in 500B.C.: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated
Philosophers in 400B.C.: The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
Philosophers in 1200: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
Philosophers in 1900: That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Philosophers in 2017: Would you like some drinks with that order?
