Complexity Jokes
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Funniest Complexity Short Jokes
Short complexity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complexity humour may include short jokes also.
- What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
- If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ? Complex Bad Joke.
And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary. - I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings Apparently it's an Apartment Complex
- I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings. He had a complex complex complex.
- CREATE PASSWORD - "123Bob".
Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.
"GameOfThrones"
Password accepted. - One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.
- Why couldn't the A level student date the IB student? Because a + ib is complex.
(It's a math joke.) - How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.
- Complex numbers are all fun and games... Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.
- I heard the Russians are serving their soldiers complex dishes to eat The plates are real. But the food is imaginary.
Sorry, horrible math joke.
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Complexity One Liners
Which complexity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with complexity? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
- I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one.
:( - Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
- My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex. I'm the real part.
- Elevators are more complex than you think. They work on so many levels.
- My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary.
- I think everyone has a superiority complex except for me
- I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw.
- I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex.
- Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex.
- I was a complex child My mother was real and my father was imaginary.
- Did you hear about the guy who married his apartment? It's a complex relationship
- I am a complex kid. Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.
- Did you hear the one about the apartment... Forget it. It's too complex...
- What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants
Complexity Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about complexity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make complexity pranks.
What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?
amaized.
A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist
So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."
So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."
My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.
There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man...
Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
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I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex.
b**... your mom seems fairly simple.
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Rorschach Test
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office for his first appointment. After the initial interview, the shrink decides to ease the man into the process with a simple inkblot test. After a few minutes, however, the shrink calls a halt.
"I think its fairly clear at this point that we're dealing with an Oedipus Complex." says the shrink.
"*I'VE* got an Oedipus Complex?!?" the man bursts out, "*You're* the one with all these pictures of my parents having s**...!"
My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus.
I think he has a God complex.
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Boy VS Girl Friends
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?
Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells
However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining.
I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors
I think I have an apartment complex.
I think I have an infallibility complex
I've never been wrong before.
I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist
He said I have an apartment complex
I'm an atheist with a god-complex...
...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself.
Now I understand why my relationships are so complex...
My girlfriends are imaginary
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I found out R. Kelly had s**... with that girl because she reminded him of his mother
He has an Oedipiss complex.
Hilarious reply to hilarious 'I love you' proposal
It was just a casual talk with one of my best friends,when I told her
"*I'm a negative person will you be my modulus function*"(read it somwhere)
And her reply was
"*I'm a square root so cant take any negatives otherwise this whole thing will become complex*"
I got mathametic-zoned
Racial issues in America are very complex
They're not just black and white
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...
...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
What is the principle argument for a complex pirate?
Arg!
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There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus
It's a Messiah Complex
How to get free internet @ home
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
I wanted to go out for Valentine's day, but my relationship is complex
I'm real, she's imaginary.
My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary
I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
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I like my women how I like my coffee:
Diluted and festooned with so much sweet, pretty b**... I feel like a fraud for liking them at all, yet possessed of an underlying bitterness and complexity that I secretly fear I will never truly understand or appreciate.
the square root of a depressed X
is complex
Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren.
How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
Compared to planes, helicopters are extremely complex, and have to be crafted with inhuman precision...
It's a wonder they ever took off...
My psychiatrist told me my superiority complex turned into a delusion of inferiority.
Great. Now I'm the least of my problems.
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I made a lot of s**... mistakes as a kid.
Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.
If you are having difficulty explaining your repressed anxiety regarding overengineered buildings..
you might have a complex complex complex complex.
For years I was addicted to the idea of building my own apartments.
The idea consumed me and I eventually developed a complex.
The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....
Are you male or female?
I recently moved into an apartment building that only houses people struggling with depression
It's called The Inferiority Complex
'Time is certainly a very complex topic in physics, and there are people who believe that time does not actually exist. One common argument they use is that Einstein proved that everything is relative, so time is irrelevant'.
I said boldly to my boss! But he still fired me for being 3 hours late.
Five numbers walk into a bar...
... A Natural number (6), an Integer (-2), a Rational (1/2), a Real (e) and a Complex number (1-i) walk into a bar.
The first four clutch their heads in pain, but 1-i keeps going.
When -2 asks him how he walked through it, he shrugs and replies
"I'm imaginary".
Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.
Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.
Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.
A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists
Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.
The nun told me I have a god complex...
I responded to the bus driver, "It's not that complex. I'm god."
The Last Exam
(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)
A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.
After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.
What chair?
He was the only one to pass the exam.
All the relationships I had in college were complex.
I am real, and my girlfriends were imaginary.
What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings?
A complex complex complex
There is no I in Complex Numbers
I guess that's why I failed this class.
The brain is one of the complex things in the universe.
It's no wonder why so many never learned to use it.
I have an inferiority complex
But it's not a very good one.
My friend has the ability to hike the most complex of trails without getting lost.
It's pathological.
Why did big bird develop a complex?
Because he was ostrich-sized.
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There are two types of people.
Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
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A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
You're coming empty handed"?
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A visit to my grandmother
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
"You're coming empty handed"?
Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?
He had a complex complex complex.
What do you call the anxiety you feel when you're in a maze of buildings?
A complex complex complex
How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.
The first rule of Condescending club......
is kind of complex, and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you !
I have 1,800 nuclear missiles, 283 battle ships, 9,400 planes.. I spend more on my military than the next 12 nations combined and despite spending more every year I still feel insecure...
I have a military-industrial complex.
Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook
Q. What is a PJ?
A. Poor Joke.
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Q. What is P + iJ?
A. A complex joke.
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Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?
A. Because the joke part is imaginary.
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Instead of a Handyman, my apartment complex has a Handywoman.
She's a bit of a pothead but d**... good at her job. Today she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her but I declined cuz I can't stand high maintenance women.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is a complex term that can confuse many people
But to make it simple, it really just boils down to steam.
I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate.
I have a complex complex complex.