The Best 7 Complexion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Complexion jokes. There are some complexion brown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these complexion shade puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Complexion Jokes and Puns

A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...

They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"

"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."

"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.

"One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?"
"Sure thing."


He became a maxi pad.

A son asks his father

Son: Dad, what do I give my
girlfriend as a Christmas gift?

Dad : How does she look?

Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in complexion.

Dad : Give her my number.

High Blood Pressure

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.

"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"

He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

TIL my ex uses lemon juice for her complexion...

No wonder she always looks sour

Man goes to see his doctor..

The doctor remarked on his patient's, ruddy complexion.
I know, the patient, It's high blood pressure, it's from my family.
Your mother's side, or father's side? questioned the doctor.
Neither, it's my wife's side.
What? the doctor said, that can't be, how can you get it from your wife's family?"

"Well, you should meet them sometime."

What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion?

Hiroshi Ma.

Which of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table had the worst complexion?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the complexion spiky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working complexion hazy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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