Complexion Jokes
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A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...
They asked him, "What would you like to have in your next lifetime?"
"Drinking blood is good but I don't like hunting, ideally I'd like to have a easy supply of fresh blood."
"Alright."
"I also like turning into a bat and flying, so let me retain wings.", he said.
"Noted."
"One last thing, my dark complexion seems to scare people too much, can I turn into something white?"
"Sure thing."
**p**...**
He became a m**... pad.
A son asks his father
Son: Dad, what do I give my
girlfriend as a Christmas gift?
Dad : How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in complexion.
Dad : Give her my number.
High Blood Pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
TIL my ex uses lemon juice for her complexion...
No wonder she always looks sour
Man goes to see his doctor..
The doctor remarked on his patient's, ruddy complexion.
I know, the patient, It's high blood pressure, it's from my family.
Your mother's side, or father's side? questioned the doctor.
Neither, it's my wife's side.
What? the doctor said, that can't be, how can you get it from your wife's family?"
"Well, you should meet them sometime."
I was just reading about a guy who was arrested for a hate crime in the U.K. for suggesting that people with fare skin complexions are responsible for the degeneration of society.
That's a little beyond the pale.
What do you call a Japanese m**... with a dark complexion?
Hiroshi Ma.
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