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Complex Numbers Jokes

21 complex numbers jokes and hilarious complex numbers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complex numbers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Complex Numbers Short Jokes

Short complex numbers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complex numbers humour may include short complex math jokes also.

  1. One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.
  2. Complex numbers are all fun and games... Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.
  3. My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
  4. Did you hear what the function mapping reals squared to reals said to the complex number? It said, "let's be real now".

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Complex Numbers One Liners

Which complex numbers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with complex numbers? I can suggest the ones about imaginary numbers and negative numbers.

  1. There is no I in Complex Numbers I guess that's why I failed this class.
  2. Complex numbers are complicated. Please tell me I'm just imagining things.
  3. Did I hear complex numbers? I guess I'm just imagining things.
  4. Complex numbers are better than married couples... They don't always have arguments
  5. If a complex number is represented by i-ota, how to represent complex toy? Toy-ota
  6. How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?
  7. What's my least favourite topic in maths? Complex numbers, y iota!

Comical Complex Numbers Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about complex numbers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean complex jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make complex numbers pranks.

Five numbers walk into a bar...

... A Natural number (6), an Integer (-2), a Rational (1/2), a Real (e) and a Complex number (1-i) walk into a bar.
The first four clutch their heads in pain, but 1-i keeps going.
When -2 asks him how he walked through it, he shrugs and replies
"I'm imaginary".

The complex mathematics of the bus driver

Imagine yourself being a bus driver.
At stop number 1, you get 10 passengers.
At stop number 2, you get 3 passengers.
At stop number 3, 4 passengers get off, 2 male 1 female.
At stop number 4, 11 passengers got on.
At stop number 5, 6 passengers get off, 2 kids, 4 females.

How old is the bus driver ?



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Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.