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136 complex jokes and hilarious complex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the world of complex jokes and how they can add a playful factor to serious topics like math, science and chemistry. Explore how complex jokes can challenge our minds and make us think twice about the topics of mentally tough equations, factorials, and deluded memes.

Funniest Complex Short Jokes

Short complex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complex humour may include short compound jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between donald trump and a worm? One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
  2. What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
  3. If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ? Complex Bad Joke.
    And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.
  4. I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings Apparently it's an Apartment Complex
  5. I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings. He had a complex complex complex.
  6. I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex.
  7. CREATE PASSWORD - "123Bob".
    Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.
    "GameOfThrones"
    Password accepted.
  8. One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.
  9. Why couldn't the A level student date the IB student? Because a + ib is complex.
    (It's a math joke.)
  10. How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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Complex One Liners

Which complex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with complex? I can suggest the ones about complicated and compact.

  1. I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
  2. I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one.
    :(
  3. I have a fear of over-designed buildings. I have a complex complex complex.
  4. Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
  5. My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex. I'm the real part.
  6. What do you call a fear of overly engineered buildings? A complex complex complex.
  7. Elevators are more complex than you think. They work on so many levels.
  8. My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary.
  9. I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary.
  10. I think everyone has a superiority complex except for me
  11. I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw.
  12. I have a fear of overly intricate buildings. I have a complex complex complex.
  13. I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex.
  14. Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
  15. Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex.

Apartment Complex Jokes

Here is a list of funny apartment complex jokes and even better apartment complex puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits" Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?
  • Did you hear about the guy who married his apartment? It's a complex relationship
  • I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex.
  • Did you hear the one about the apartment... Forget it. It's too complex...
  • There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex
  • I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex
  • For years I was addicted to the idea of building my own apartments. The idea consumed me and I eventually developed a complex.
  • I recently moved into an apartment building that only houses people struggling with depression It's called The Inferiority Complex
  • I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist... I think I have an apartment complex.
  • What do you call the fear of over complicated apartment buildings? A complex complex complex.

Complex Numbers Jokes

Here is a list of funny complex numbers jokes and even better complex numbers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Complex numbers are all fun and games... Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.
  • My friend was having trouble with a maths question - They couldn't decide if a number was real or imaginary I told them not to try and simplify something so complex.
  • There is no I in Complex Numbers I guess that's why I failed this class.
  • Complex numbers are complicated. Please tell me I'm just imagining things.
  • Did you hear what the function mapping reals squared to reals said to the complex number? It said, "let's be real now".
  • Did I hear complex numbers? I guess I'm just imagining things.
  • Complex numbers are better than married couples... They don't always have arguments
  • If a complex number is represented by i-ota, how to represent complex toy? Toy-ota
  • How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?
  • What's my least favourite topic in maths? Complex numbers, y iota!
Complex joke, What's my least favourite topic in maths?

Complex Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny complex math jokes and even better complex math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I heard the Russians are serving their soldiers complex dishes to eat The plates are real. But the food is imaginary.
    Sorry, horrible math joke.
  • GenIus math level I have an imaginary girlfriend. Does that mean I'm in a complex relationship.
  • How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a very complex and difficult math equation.
  • Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
    He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
    Calculate the radius of the e**....

Oedipus Complex Jokes

Here is a list of funny oedipus complex jokes and even better oedipus complex puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
  • Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren. How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
  • Oedipus didn't want to sleep with his mother but she incested. They call it an Oedipus Complex, though these jokes seem fairly simple to me.
  • Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!
  • Oedipus apartment complex Attractive like your mom
  • After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to.
    *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry.
  • I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. b**... your mom seems fairly simple.
Complex joke, I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex.

Hilarious Complex Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about complex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean combination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make complex pranks.

The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"
"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Your mama is so fat...

The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."
So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.

Boy VS Girl Friends

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

Racial issues in America are very complex

They're not just black and white

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...

...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

I wanted to go out for Valentine's day, but my relationship is complex

I'm real, she's imaginary.

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

I'm in a complex relationship right now

she's the imaginary part

My psychiatrist told me my superiority complex turned into a delusion of inferiority.

Great. Now I'm the least of my problems.

I made a lot of s**... mistakes as a kid.

Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.

The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....

Are you male or female?

I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. That's not a very complex peom.

But it's pretty deep.

Have you heard about the new condo complex for l**...?

It's all tongue in groove construction. Not a stud in the whole place.

I have a fear of highly sophisticated engineering constructs

It's a case of Complex Complex Complex

If bj is b**...

What is b+ij?
Complex b**.... And you know why you didn't get the joke?
Because the joke part was imaginary.

If BJ stands for Bad joke, then what does B+íj stands for?

Complex bad joke.
Its not funny because the joke part is imaginary!

A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.

The Last Exam

(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)
A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.
After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.
What chair?
He was the only one to pass the exam.

I was a complex child

My mother was real and my father was imaginary.

I am a complex kid.

Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.

What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex
Credit to some guy named Slow Poke on YouTube

I'm not saying I don't believe in myself, but,

even with a god complex I'd be an atheist.

The brain is one of the complex things in the universe.

It's no wonder why so many never learned to use it.

The first rule of Condescending Club

is really rather complex and I doubt you would understand it even if I explained it to you with diagrams.

I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

My friend has the ability to hike the most complex of trails without getting lost.

It's pathological.

I'be always been afraid of over engineered buildings

Is a complex-complex complex

I'm an atheist with a god complex

I don't believe in myself

There are two types of people.

Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:

You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
You're coming empty handed"?

A visit to my grandmother

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
"You're coming empty handed"?

What do you call the anxiety you feel when you're in a maze of buildings?

A complex complex complex

How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.

The first rule of Condescending club......

is kind of complex, and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you !

I have 1,800 nuclear missiles, 283 battle ships, 9,400 planes.. I spend more on my military than the next 12 nations combined and despite spending more every year I still feel insecure...

I have a military-industrial complex.

I get annoyed when people say that us programmers have a superiority complex.

It's not a complex, you idiots

I have a great phobia

I have a great phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook

Q. What is a PJ?
A. Poor Joke.
.
Q. What is P + iJ?
A. A complex joke.
.
Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?
A. Because the joke part is imaginary.

Instead of a Handyman, my apartment complex has a Handywoman.

She's a bit of a pothead but d**... good at her job. Today she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her but I declined cuz I can't stand high maintenance women.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a complex term that can confuse many people

But to make it simple, it really just boils down to steam.

I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate.

I have a complex complex complex.

A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics

His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.
I stayed up all night trying to think of something that would refute his claim, and then it dawned on me.

I have an inferiority complex.

I'm twice as good looking as I think I am.

Complex joke, I have an inferiority complex.

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