Complex Jokes

What are some Complex jokes?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

I have an inferiority complex

....But it's not a very good one.

:(

I have a fear of over-designed buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex.

I'm the real part.

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

I made a lot of stupid mistakes as a kid.

Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.

If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ?

Complex Bad Joke.

And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.

I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings.

He had a complex complex complex.

I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.

CREATE PASSWORD -

"123Bob".

Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.

"GameOfThrones"

Password accepted.

My relationship is complex

part real, part imaginary.

One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead

You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.

I'm in a complex relationship

My girlfriend is imaginary.

I think everyone has a superiority complex

except for me

Why couldn't the A level student date the IB student?

Because a + ib is complex.

(It's a math joke.)

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."

So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."

Boy VS Girl Friends

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?

I have a superiority complex

It's literally my ONLY flaw.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Complex numbers are all fun and games...

Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.

I was always a home builder

but lately I've developed an apartment complex.

Yo mamma is so ugly...

I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

I wanted to go out for Valentine's day, but my relationship is complex

I'm real, she's imaginary.

Your mama is so fat...

The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Have you heard about the new condo complex for lesbians?

It's all tongue in groove construction. Not a stud in the whole place.

If God were an engineer...

3 Engineers are sitting at the bar, having a conversation along the lines of "If God were an engineer, what kind of engineer would he be?"

The Mechanical Engineer: "Obviously he was mechanical. Look at the joints, the complex range of motion, the connective tissue. Mechanical Engineer for sure!"

The Electrical Engineer: "No way. Electrical. Look at that brain! All the nerves, neurons, every little electrical impulse that ties it together! Must've been Electrical!

The Civil Engineer: Takes a sip of his drink. "Nope. I can say for a fact that the human body was designed by a Civil Engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreation area?"

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...

...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."

"Whatever for?"

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man...

Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

If BJ stands for Bad joke, then what does B+íj stands for?

Complex bad joke.

Its not funny because the joke part is imaginary!

The Last Exam

(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)

A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.

After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.

What chair?

He was the only one to pass the exam.

What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex

Credit to some guy named Slow Poke on YouTube

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"

"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

I have a fear of highly sophisticated engineering constructs

It's a case of Complex Complex Complex

I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. That's not a very complex peom.

But it's pretty deep.

I was a complex child

My mother was real and my father was imaginary.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

A young music student is talking to Mozart

Student: "Herr Mozart, I'm thinking of writing a symphony, and was wondering if you could give me some instruction."

Mozart: "How old are you, young man?"

Student: "I'm seventeen."

Mozart: "Well, that's a bit young to write something as complex as a symphony, isn't it? Why don't you start with something on a smaller scale, like a string quartet, and then work your way up?"

Student: "But Herr Mozart, you wrote your first symphony when you were only eight years old!"

Mozart: "Yes, but nobody had to teach me how."

I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors

I think I have an apartment complex.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

I think he might have an apartment complex.

I am a complex kid.

Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.

I'm in a complex relationship right now

she's the imaginary part

Did you hear the one about the apartment...

Forget it. It's too complex...

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

If bj is blow job

What is b+ij?
Complex Blow Job. And you know why you didn't get the joke?
Because the joke part was imaginary.

My psychiatrist told me my superiority complex turned into a delusion of inferiority.

Great. Now I'm the least of my problems.

There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus

It's a Messiah Complex

I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist

He said I have an apartment complex

I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex.

Banging your mom seems fairly simple.

A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists

Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.

The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....

Are you male or female?

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