The Best 58 Complex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Complex jokes. There are some complex compound jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these complex sustainable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Complex Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings.

He had a complex complex complex.

The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

"We need to cut costs!" He says. "All this complex technology you guys use! Why can't you be more like the Maths department? All they need is pencils, paper and wastebaskets!"

"Better still," says the dean of physics, "we could be like the philosophy department. All they need is the pencils and paper."

Complex joke, The chancellor of the university is complaining to the dean of physics...

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Your mama is so fat...

The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.


A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."

So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

I think he might have an apartment complex.

Complex joke, My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my c

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man...

Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

I have an inferiority complex

....But it's not a very good one.

:(

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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Yo mamma is so ugly...

I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

Boy VS Girl Friends

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?

My relationship is complex

part real, part imaginary.

CREATE PASSWORD -

"123Bob".

Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters.

"GameOfThrones"

Password accepted.

Complex joke, CREATE PASSWORD -

I have a superiority complex

It's literally my ONLY flaw.

I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors

I think I have an apartment complex.

I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.


I was always a home builder

but lately I've developed an apartment complex.

Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

I'm in a complex relationship

My girlfriend is imaginary.

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment...

...and he's very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"

"I got into a fight with the apartment complex manager."

"Whatever for?"

"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"

The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

I wanted to go out for Valentine's day, but my relationship is complex

I'm real, she's imaginary.

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...

I think everyone has a superiority complex

except for me

I'm in a complex relationship right now

she's the imaginary part

I made a lot of stupid mistakes as a kid.

Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

Why couldn't the A level student date the IB student?

Because a + ib is complex.

(It's a math joke.)

I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. That's not a very complex peom.

But it's pretty deep.

Have you heard about the new condo complex for lesbians?

It's all tongue in groove construction. Not a stud in the whole place.

I have a fear of highly sophisticated engineering constructs

It's a case of Complex Complex Complex

If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ?

Complex Bad Joke.

And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.

If BJ stands for Bad joke, then what does B+íj stands for?

Complex bad joke.

Its not funny because the joke part is imaginary!

The Last Exam

(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)

A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.

After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.

What chair?

He was the only one to pass the exam.

I was a complex child

My mother was real and my father was imaginary.

I am a complex kid.

Because I am the product of a real mom and an imaginary father.

What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex

Credit to some guy named Slow Poke on YouTube

I have a fear of over-designed buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

Complex numbers are all fun and games...

Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.

My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex.

I'm the real part.

One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead

You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.

The brain is one of the complex things in the universe.

It's no wonder why so many never learned to use it.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

The first rule of Condescending Club

is really rather complex and I doubt you would understand it even if I explained it to you with diagrams.

Did you hear about the guy who married his apartment?

It's a complex relationship

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

I'm an atheist with a god complex

I don't believe in myself

Why did big bird develop a complex?

Because he was ostrich-sized.

There are two types of people.

Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.

I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings

Apparently it's an Apartment Complex

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:

You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?

You're coming empty handed"?

A visit to my grandmother

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:


"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".


"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?


"You're coming empty handed"?

Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

What do you call the anxiety you feel when you're in a maze of buildings?

A complex complex complex

How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.

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