Completion Jokes
10 completion jokes and hilarious completion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about completion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So Tekashi69 could face life in prison
Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
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My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
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I scared the postman today by going to the door completely n**....
I'm not sure what scared him more. My n**... body or the fact I knew where he lived
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I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.
4G must've fried their brains.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weigh 7lbs 12 oz
I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today.
It's my thirty-second birthday.
Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
simulation of monkey pressing button
simulation complete
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A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"
A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
I just found out I'm colorblind
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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