Complementary Jokes
4 complementary jokes and hilarious complementary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complementary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle?
Because its very complementary!
What is the complementary color of yellow?
Brown.
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Ugly Baby
There's a woman flying on a plane with her baby. And one of the other passengers starts making fun of this woman's baby, going on and on about how ugly he is. Eventually, one of the flight attendants hears this.
"Shame on you, saying such n**... things as that" she says to the rude passenger, before turning to the woman. "Ma'm, on behalf of American Airlines I'd like to apologize for that unpleasantness. We will give you a complementary meal for your troubles, and I'll see if I can get a banana for your monkey."
[I know it's an old joke but I only found one version (a different one with a racist joke) on this sub]
A man walks into a bar...
He goes up to the barkeep and orders a beer, the bartender walks out back to refill the kegs. while the man is drinking he hears a voice, 'that's a very nice tie you're wearing' the man looks around wildly and yells to the bartender 'oi! did you say anything?'
the bartender replies, 'no!' sitting back down the man decides that he was hearing things and continues drinking, again he hears a voice, 'you have lovely shoes' the man stands up and again asks the bartender if he said anything, the bartender says 'I didn't say nothin' why do ya ask?'
the man replies, 'well I keep hearing these complements every now and then and I haven't even drunken half a glass, where are these complements coming from?'
'Oh' says the bartender, 'the nuts are complementary'
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