Following is our collection of funny Complementary jokes. There are some complementary complement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these complementary complimentary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
When i started hearing voices saying "nice shoes" and "lovely smile", I started wondering who was saying it so i went to the bartender and said "Mate, do you know who keeps saying nice things to me" He replied "Its the peanuts mate" I replied "Peanuts, What do you mean" The bartender replied "Yea they're complementary"
He goes to the counter and starts eating the nuts. Suddenly he hears a voice say you're handsome coming from the countertop, he looks around to find the source of the voice, but is unable to do so.
He continues eating the nuts when the voice once again says you have nice hair.
The man realises that the voice was coming from the nuts. He asks the bartender what's up with these nuts?
The bartender replies: oh those? They're complementary!
Because its very complementary!
A man was sitting alone at a bar, and he kept hearing this whispering that said Hey nice shoes. He looked around and nobody was there. He heard You look nice today he looked around and still nobody was there. Then he finally asked the bartender Am I going crazy or did you hear that? and the bartender said, It's the peanuts. They're complementary
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the complementary alongside jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working complementary compliment piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.