The Best 16 Complement Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Complement jokes. There are some complement complete jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these complement eyesight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Complement Jokes and Puns

Complementing a mustache should be a good thing

I don't know why she took it as an insult.

A Vietnamese couple met on and it turns out they complement each other perfectly

You might say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache

And suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

Complement joke, I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache

Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache...

suddenly she's not your friend anymore?

Old lady decides to be a prostitute to complement her income

Arriving home, she counts the profit with her husband:
- Its U$100,50.
- Honey, who gave you 50 cents?
- What do you mean "who gave me 50 cents"?! Everyone!

How do 69° and 21° maintain a strong relationship?

They complement each other.

A man walks into a bar...

... sits on the bar stool and lets out a deep sigh.

The bartender notices asks "What the problem Joe?"

The replies "My wife is upset. She told me I dont complement her enough. I told her shes a simple woman but apparently she heard that before."

"Hey Joe, I got a thesaurus over there. Maybe you could surprise her."

"All right Bob thanks!"

The next day the man is back at the bar, sits on the bar stool, and lets out a deeper sigh.

Before the bartender could ask, the man exclaims "I guess calling her a basic bitch isnt the same as a simple woman."

Complement joke, A man walks into a bar...

I complemented some corn the other day.

It smiled from ear to ear.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

I complemented a girl by commenting 'cool' on her picture

It autocorrected to 'cook'

How do you complement someone having a circumsition?

You tell him to keep the tip.

You can explore complement complimentary reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean complement chameleoff dad jokes. There are also complement puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance?

One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.

How do secret agents complement a disguise?

"Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"

Being complemented by a gay guy is like getting a million Pesos...

It's useless until you cross that border

"You are a bomb!" "No! You are a bomb!"

In USA is a complement.
In middle east is just a duty-dropping.

My GF is like a two's complement binary number

if I flip her and add 1, she will become negative ;(

Complement joke, My GF is like a two's complement binary number

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the complement include jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working complement toasty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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