Complement Jokes

24 complement jokes and hilarious complement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Complement Short Jokes

Short complement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complement humour may include short compliment jokes also.

  1. Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult.
  2. How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw.
    Heard from my friend
  3. A vietnamese couple met on and it turns out they complement each other perfectly You might say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
  4. I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache And suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
  5. I genuinely complemented on a coworkers moustache, Now she's making a big deal with HR about it.
  6. Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache... suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
  7. A fashion designer was interviewing a cannibal... "So what do you think would best complement a person?"
    "Salt and pepper."
  8. I have some fine parking skills. I was complemented on my parking at the courthouse today. Someone left a note saying parking fine.
  9. One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.
  10. What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.
    Complements of a thrift store find 'Truly Tasteless Jokes Two'. This was one of the mild ones.

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Complement One Liners

Which complement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with complement? I can suggest the ones about supplement and companion.

  1. How do 69° and 21° maintain a strong relationship? They complement each other.
  2. I complemented some corn the other day. It smiled from ear to ear.
  3. Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle? My you're looking "acute" today.
  4. I complemented a girl by commenting 'cool' on her picture It autocorrected to 'cook'
  5. How do you complement someone having a circumsition? You tell him to keep the tip.
  6. How do secret agents complement a disguise? "Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"
  7. A gardener complemented my hair today I said, "Thanks, I grew them my self".
  8. I like it when people complement me on my grammar
  9. How do you complement a black person?
  10. Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted.
    Complements of my 6th grader.

Complement joke, Repeat after me....

Hilarious Complement Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about complement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compound jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make complement pranks.

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.
He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.
Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.
Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."

Old lady decides to be a p**... to complement her income

Arriving home, she counts the profit with her husband:
- Its U$100,50.
- Honey, who gave you 50 cents?
- What do you mean "who gave me 50 cents"?! Everyone!

A man walks into a bar...

... sits on the bar stool and lets out a deep sigh.
The bartender notices asks "What the problem Joe?"
The replies "My wife is upset. She told me I dont complement her enough. I told her shes a simple woman but apparently she heard that before."
"Hey Joe, I got a thesaurus over there. Maybe you could surprise her."
"All right Bob thanks!"
The next day the man is back at the bar, sits on the bar stool, and lets out a deeper sigh.
Before the bartender could ask, the man exclaims "I guess calling her a basic b**... isnt the same as a simple woman."

Complement joke, One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements.