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68 complaint jokes and hilarious complaint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about complaint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A perfect way to tell it like it is - Complaint Jokes! Get in on the newest customer complaint trend sweeping the internet and find out where to take your grievances directly. Learn what's at stake when you approach the complaint department, the impact of leaking allegations, and more. Start reading now!

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Funniest Complaint Short Jokes

Short complaint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The complaint humour may include short complaining jokes also.

  1. Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them.
  2. What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company.
  3. Went to the gym earlier, and while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer... just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway....she filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life
  4. A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied.
  5. I purchased some noise canceling headphones... I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
  6. I was at the gym the other night, I found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in. Long story short, she filed a complaint and I'm banned for life.
  7. So Hawaii recently made a new law in regards to noise and the increase of noise complaints due to an uprising in loud laughter. They now have to use a low ha
  8. Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults. Every kid gets atrophy.
  9. Being a 6'3 comedian... a lot of my jokes revolve around short people. However, after receiving multiple complaints, ive decided to stop making short jokes now.
    I'm above that.
  10. So Lena finishes dead last in the breastroke... She immediately filed a complaint with the officials, because the other girls were using their arms.

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Complaint One Liners

Which complaint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with complaint? I can suggest the ones about lawsuit and protest.

  1. A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -
  2. What do you call a group of Karens? A complaint.
  3. I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment I got a complaint from the mime next door.
  4. What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance.
  5. What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report
  6. Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery.
  7. An atheist walks into heaven... ...goes immediately to the complaint department.
  8. Where does lumber go to file complaints? The Board.
  9. Complaints via email or texts should be called "Read Whine"
  10. If I had a $ for every complaint I've seen this week about the FCC...
  11. I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night. Now I just play piano.
  12. What was the head hunter's complaint about his career path? He couldn't get ahead.
  13. What is the best way to write a complaint to the NSA? Save a draft on your email.

Complaint Department Jokes

Here is a list of funny complaint department jokes and even better complaint department puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Our complaint department manager is Helen Waite. So if you have a complaint go to Helen Waite.

Customer Complaint Jokes

Here is a list of funny customer complaint jokes and even better customer complaint puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'
  • A man went into a cafe and sat his six children at a table... A woman asked him, "Are all of those children yours?"
    "No, I work for a c**... company...these are customer complaints."
  • The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,"are these ur babies?
    "No I'm a c**... salesman & these are Customer Complaints..
Complaint joke, The Sales Man

Complaint joke, The Sales Man

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about complaint can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of complaint puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Complaint Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about complaint you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean compliment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make complaint prank.

I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in...

...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life.

Pinocchio has been getting complaints from his girlfriend....

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters. "
So
Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice.
"Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need. " So
Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now? " he asked. "Who needs girls? " said
Pinocchio."

s**... harassment

The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary bursts into his office to file a complaint of s**... harassment against a man working in the same department. "What on earth did he do?", asks the boss. "It's not what he did but what he said!", the secretary shrieks. "He said my hair smelt nice!". "And what is so wrong with him telling you that?", asks the boss. "He's a midget" ,huffs the woman.

Hair Fragrance

Every day at the office, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "So what's s**... threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

A Boy giving Complaints.

Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay
mama: Hit him, in the face.
Kid: I cant

Mom: Why?
Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!

The police knocked on my door the other night...

...and informed me that they were there to take my dog away. Apparently there had been complaints that he was chasing down and barking at my neighbors' son on his bike.
I happen to know, however, that my dog doesn't ride a bike.

Three year old goes to prison.

A police officer was investigating a noise complaint coming from a daycare in downtown Detroit. The officer realized that it was just a three year old kid k**... and screaming because he didn't want to nap during nap time. The officer charged the child with resisting a rest, and took him to prison.

Magic Elixir of Life

A man was walking through Sarasota selling door to door what he claimed to be the "Magic Elixir of Life."
Of course there were complaints and the police arrested him. They ran a background check of him and found the man had quite a long record of such dealings. He was first arrested for that type of crime in England . . . . in 1660.

Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy

Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.
Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint.
Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir?
Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous!
Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.

China banned their soldiers from using the Apple watch due to security concerns

One soldier submitted a formal complaint. "My daughter made this for me!"

An office worker opened his pay envelope to find

his check was short $100. He called the accounting department to voice his complaint.
"You're right, we made a mistake," said the clerk, "but last week we overpaid you $100 and we didn't hear you complaining then."
"Look," said the man, "I can overlook one mistake. But two weeks in a row?"

I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company...

My girlfriend recently dumped me and this "No Tears" stuff isn't working at all.

A Man Got On A Plane...

A man gets on a plane with six children. A woman leans across the aisle and asks "Are all those children yours?" He answers, "No, I work for a c**... company. These are customer complaints."

I was at the gym the other day....

I was at the gym the other day and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in !.
Anyways he made a formal complaint and now I'm banned for life.

World War 2 fans have their own set of complaints....

"I can't believe h**... blew an 11 country lead!"

My dog likes to chase people on a bike.

I got frustrated from all the complaints so I took the bike away from him.

I got complaints about my dog chasing people on bikes

I didnt know my dog could ride a bike

Investigation finds rise in complaints regarding worker incompetence at Quiznos locations

> "Whoops, wrong sub"

Customer compliants

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a c**... company. These are customer complaints."

The police came to my door the other day telling me there had been a complaint made, that my dog chased a man on his bike

"sorry officer" I said "my dog doesn't have a bike"

A woman filed a s**... harassment to the HR Department.

Hot employee: Sir I would like to file a complaint for s**... harrassment to my boss.

HR employee: So what did he do or say to you ?

Hot employee: He said my hair smells sweet and lovely today.
HR employees : I don't see a problem there. Aren't you just overreacting a bit he just complimented that your hair smells good.

Hot employee: SIR!! You don't understand my boss is a midget!!!

Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can resist complaints and excessively loud people,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
If you can do all of these things, then you are probably a dog

I didn't quite get my girlfriend's complaints about my passion for Grease songs...

So I asked her to tell me more, tell me more.

The police receive a noise complaint from a nearby tennis equipment factory

They were making a racket.

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour k**.... It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...
For POWER!

The police came to my house after getting complaints about my dogs chasing people on bikes.

I told them that's ridiculous. My dogs can't ride bikes.

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine

He inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.

A man went to the doctor for a routine checkup

He was generally well, just thought it was a good idea to check in. The doctor, however, immediately reached for the covid swab.
"I'm going to test you for Covid19" the Doctor said.
"But I'm well, no complaints, why would you do that?" Replied the man.
"Well..." The doctor started, his gaze narrowing. "Loss of taste is a known symptom of the virus, and you're wearing Crocs."

A man boards a plane with six kids

After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No, I work for a c**... company, these are customer complaints."

Mr. Green is reading a newspaper by the pool.

A lifeguard walks up and quietly says "Mr. Green there have been some complaints by the other guests."
Mr. Green puts down his paper. "Well I'm sure there isn't much of an issue."
The lifeguard continues, "it appears someone has been peeing in the pool."
"Everyone pees in the pool." Mr. Green stated plainly.
The lifeguard shouts "from the high dive Mr. Green?!?"

My wife is not happy with me and said that I'm 'too formal'.

I've sent her a letter of complaint...

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, Are all of those kids yours? He replied, No, I work for a c**... company. These are customer complaints.

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and screamed, "I have a complaint."

The Librarian looked up at her and asked, "How can I help you?"
The blonde answers, "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible."
The Librarian in a puzzled tone, asks, "What was wrong with it?"
To that, the blonde replies, "It had way too many characters and there was no plot."
The Librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."

I made a smoking s**... playlist for me and my girlfriend

Her complaint was that it was only 30 seconds long.

A study by the Bureau of Consumer Protection has determined that the most common first name on consumer complaints is actually "Sharon."

My kindergarten teacher was right. Sharon is Karen.

I'm learning sign language…

Not sure if I'm any good at it, but I never heard any complaint.

Complaint joke, I'm learning sign language…

jokes about complaint

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