The Best 11 Complainin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Complainin jokes. There are some complainin shootin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these complainin cryin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Complainin Jokes and Puns

Everyone keeps on complaining about my offensive jokes but,

whenever I make fun of mute people they don't even say a word!

Everyone's been complaining about Mayweather...

but it's only been a few days and it's not that bad.

I was complaining to my brother that he sleeps too much

He said to wake him up when i am done complaining.

Wife's complaining

I spend to much time online.

She is threatening to smash my head onto the keyboard if I don't stop.

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I was complaining about my lack of muscle growth to a buddy of mine in the gym...

Me: I come here everyday, 3 hours each day and I look the same as I did 6 months ago.

Buddy: No whey!


I don't know why everyone is complaining about gender inequality in the film industry . . .

Just the other day I saw *several* movies starring women in a variety of roles, such as a teacher, a pizza delivery girl, and a naughty horse trainer.

I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers.

I have bad credit.

So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day

When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem

I was complaining to my friend about the racism I face every day being a person of color.

He said, Just lighten up, will you?

Wife sends this note complainin about her husband. The reply is genius

Everybody keeps complaining about Mayweather...

But we're only three days in and the weather hasn't been THAT bad.

You can explore complainin fucks reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean complainin weather dad jokes. There are also complainin puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the complainin wonderin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working complainin throwin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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