Compiler Jokes
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Funniest Compiler Short Jokes
Short compiler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compiler humour may include short jokes also.
- What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes? Please welcome Amy Schumer.
- Hey girl, are you a Java compiler? Because when I proposed a Date, you said I wasn't your type.
- I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison. It's a pros and cons list.
- I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet Number 7 will shock you
- [compilation] What do you call a dinosaur... Post your best 'what do you call a dinosaur' joke! Let's settle this once and for all!
- A compiler, interpreter, and emulator walk into a bar. The compiler bought someone else a drink.
The interpreter drank a pint.
The emulator sipped methanol. - I've compiled my bucket list. I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. - Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer. - I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends
- Someone should compile all of the unique jokes on this sub into a database the only problem is, is that databases cant handle less than 5 entries
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Compiler One Liners
Which compiler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with compiler? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD. 1.
- I'm compiling a book of poems by felons. I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".
- How does Big Shaq compile his software? From raw source.
- I just compiled my new app, its named "Politics". It's corrupted.
- I compiled my program and it ran perfectly... but now I'll have to chase it.
- How do lexicographers compile dictionaries? They scrabble about for words.
- What did the compiler say to the hair line? Input is out of bounds
- The best Coub compilation!
- How are a compiler and anti-apartheid laws alike? They both make white space disappear.
- Mom, what does hypocrisy mean? - Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation
- Best Ultimate Fails and Funny Compilation March 2015 part 1
- NEW! funny Animals faill win compilation 2014/12
- What do you call a compilation of Hooties? Various Rucker
- I have a compilation album of the best Arctic Monkeys songs... It's their first album.
- What kind of compiler does Tracer use? Just in time!
Compiler Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about compiler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compiler pranks.
A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"To whom*."
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What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?
Give him two test tickles!
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Two atoms duck into the trenches after an intense firefight.
One atom exclaims, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other asks if he's sure, and the atom replies, "Yes! I'm positive!"
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Sunbathing...
A man was sunbathing n**..., when a little girl came along. He quickly covered himself with a hat and the girl asked him "What's under the hat?" The man said "It's my little bird, but he's shy so move along." The girl compile and moved along while the man went to sleep. He later woke up in a hospital with his groin in pain. He asked the doctor what happened and the doctor brought him to the little girl he had saw before. She explained the story to him. She said "I came back and you were asleep, so I said hi to your bird. I played with him for awhile, but he spat at me! So I broke its neck, burned it's nest, and cracked it's eggs!"
So a teddy bear got a job at a mine...
Once upon a time, there was a teddy bear, and that teddy bear got a job at a mine.
On his first day there, he got up in the morning, grabbed his pick, and did a good day of mining, then he went to sleep.
The next day, he got up, grabbed his pick, and did an even BETTER day of mining, then he went to sleep.
On his third day though, he got up in the morning, and his pick was nowhere to be found! He searched and searched and searched, but he could not find it anywhere! In fact, he wasted a whole day searching before he gave up and visited the foreman of the mine. When he asked his pick, the foreman looked at him and said Oh don't you know? Today's the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked!
(Sorry if this has been posted before, I was compiling all of my favourite jokes and I though you guys might like this one)
Science jokes
Thought i'd make a post compiling a few of my favourite science jokes. You can add your favourites in the comments below.
Q: How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to rotate the universe around it.
Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an automobile mechanic?
A: The quantum mechanic doesn't have to open his garage door to get his car out.
Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The officer asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?. Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."
Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon
[hope you can decrypt it]
I've compiled an exposé of the undeniable evidence that the Rio2016 Olympics are the most corrupt ever
*Post Removed due to copyright claim by the International Olympic Committee*
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Why does c**... code never compile?
They end every statement with init
What's the only option available to a programmer unsure it if program will work whilst it is compiling?
Latency
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How you exorcize a Windows PC?
*"The power of Gates compiles you!"*
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My grandmother had sound issues with her Bluetooth headphones...
I played an ear r**... compilation for her.
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Excorcising an evil computer be like...
The power of Christ compiles you!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPILES YOU!
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Did you hear what the dyslexic man said when the police shot an unarmed programmer?
"They should have just compiled!!!"