The Best 17 Competitors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Competitors jokes. There are some competitors applicants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these competitors championships puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Competitors Jokes and Puns

Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...

"Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common?

Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.

What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

Arch enemies.

Competitors joke, What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics?

Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.

Treadmill sellers are stiff competitors.

They give you a run for your money.


What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race?

The Olympic competitors are qualified.

So Sports Authority is going out of business.

I hear their competitors are real Dicks.

Competitors joke, So Sports Authority is going out of business.

Our government don't like thieves

They hate competitors

YouTube is the nicest company ever...

They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them.

The deliveryman in the elevator.

A deliveryman whose company has competitors such as FedEx, and who also happened to be born with an extra chromosome, was in an elevator along with one of the residents of the apartment.

The deliveryman was asked: "So, how are you liking your job these days?"

He replied: "Oh, you know, it has its UPS and Down's."

Why did the vacuum company get banned by its competitors?

Performance enhancing rugs.

You can explore competitors compete reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean competitors rival dad jokes. There are also competitors puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


This kneeling during the national anthem thing is getting really out of hand.

Now even the competitors of the Paralympics are doing it.

Farmers these days need to feed their cows marijuana to create a better tasting steak than their competitors

It seems these days the steaks could never be higher.

The CEO of Crest was caught spying on one of their competitors...

It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".

Have you guys heard about that new broom that's sweeping the nation?

I heard it literally leaves its competitors in the dust!

To all Mozilla brethren....And I'm one of em!

Why would Mozilla Thunderbird be afraid to feature any innovative security device before it's competitors on the web?
Cause the early bird gets the worm

Competitors joke, To all Mozilla brethren....And I'm one of em!

There is a jiu jitsu competition to see who can break the largest board with their fist. The judge asks all competitors to stand behind the first contestant, but no one listens.

There is no punch line.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the competitors regional jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working competitors winner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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